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Keith Olbermman’s Mom Evicts Him from Basement
The Daily Rash ^
| 6/1/10
| Mark Donahue
Posted on 06/01/2010 10:57:00 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel
LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK MSNBC news commentator Keith Olbermann was evicted from his Mothers basement by Suffolk County Police yesterday. Olbermann, who is about to turn fifty one years old, has lived in the basement for over thirty- two years. According to neighbors, Mrs. Olbermann told her son that it was time that he got his own place and that crying was not going to change her mind this time.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: olbermann; satire; satireidiots
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Olbermann's name is misspelled in the title but I left it "as is". Mods, please correct if you deem necessary.
To: Fast Moving Angel
Is this a joke? I just had to crack up.
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posted on
06/01/2010 10:58:53 AM PDT
by
waxer1
( "The Bible is the rock on which our republic rests." -Andrew Jackson)
To: Fast Moving Angel
This is not true? is it? hilarious if it is....
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posted on
06/01/2010 10:59:24 AM PDT
by
GoCards
("We eat therefore we hunt...")
To: Fast Moving Angel
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posted on
06/01/2010 11:00:49 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
To: Fast Moving Angel
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posted on
06/01/2010 11:01:39 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Fast Moving Angel
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posted on
06/01/2010 11:02:58 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: All
If this is not satire, it really is quite funny. 51 years old and Olbermann was still living with mommy.
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posted on
06/01/2010 11:03:07 AM PDT
by
pyx
(Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
To: Fast Moving Angel
The article is just too hilarious to be true. He is not a stable man and should not be considered a serious pundit at all. One should be embarrassed to be even associated with him.
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posted on
06/01/2010 11:03:23 AM PDT
by
GoCards
("We eat therefore we hunt...")
To: waxer1; GoCards
Is this a joke? I just love that people aren't quite sure.
Says a lot about Olberscum.
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posted on
06/01/2010 11:03:55 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: Fast Moving Angel
What about US, Mrs. Olberman?? What did WE do??
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posted on
06/01/2010 11:06:13 AM PDT
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
To: Fast Moving Angel; All
The article is tagged as "satire". Folks should add the word "satire" to the titles of the articles they write when they are just crazy enough to be true.
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posted on
06/01/2010 11:08:37 AM PDT
by
so_real
( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
To: waxer1
Not surprised, an Egore...probebly sleeps with those big basement spiders and drinks water from the sump pump....
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posted on
06/01/2010 11:09:17 AM PDT
by
geege
To: Fast Moving Angel
Around my way, we do have a reputation to maintain; he could always rent some garage space from Joey Buttafuoco.
To: so_real
My apologies — yes, it appears to be a joke, which is why I tagged it as “satire”, as I thought changes to the article title aren’t allowed. Glad everyone finds it as funny as I did.
To: waxer1
LOL - one of the keywords is, “satire.”
To: hennie pennie
Satire.
wikipedia:
>>Olbermann’s father, Theodore, died on March 13, 2010 of complications from colon surgery the previous September. His mother had died several months before
To: Fast Moving Angel; All
No apology, please. I was not asking you to change the title here on FR -- I just wish the author at the Rash had (satire)'d it. I did find the article funny -- and a tad too believable.
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posted on
06/01/2010 11:52:53 AM PDT
by
so_real
( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
To: Fast Moving Angel
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posted on
06/01/2010 11:57:34 AM PDT
by
nolongerademocrat
("Before you ask G-d for something, first thank G-d for what you already have." B'rachot 30b)
To: Allegra
I just love that people aren't quite sure. Agreed ... this is the definition of the best satire -- where it makes you stop and think, wait a minute, is this really true or not? -- because obviously, there's at least a kernel of credibility if it prompts this sort of reaction.
To: Fast Moving Angel
Did she kick his gay lover out also? Just asking....
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posted on
06/01/2010 12:15:50 PM PDT
by
mad_as_he$$
(Don't go chasing waterfalls.....)
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