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Why Cats Are Not Employed As Doctors
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| 5/19/10
| Francesco
Posted on 05/21/2010 11:11:00 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Why Cats Are Not Employed As Doctors
• Valuable minutes lost in surgery as doctor furiously paws at nearby fly.
• While informing patient's family of their loss, doctor suddenly loses interest and walks off.
• In bid to become chief surgeon, doctor scent-marks entire hospital.
• Doctor refuses to respond to own name during code blue.
• Staff grows increasingly alarmed as doctor runs up and down hallway for no apparent reason.
• Sensing colleagues' growing dissatisfaction with his work, doctor curls up against a radiator and goes to sleep.
• Doctor raises hackles and bares teeth whenever new interns are introduced.
• Doctor loses medical license after licking self, instruments clean.
So what have we learned? That cats are best employed in service industries? Certainly. But more importantly, always listen for meows when entering a hospital. The life you save may very well be your own.
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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; kittyping
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posted on
05/21/2010 11:12:15 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Just another day in Oceania.)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: ConservativeMan55
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posted on
05/21/2010 11:14:15 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Just another day in Oceania.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/21/2010 11:15:09 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Slings and Arrows; writer33
That is funny, I like that
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posted on
05/21/2010 11:17:12 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Political Correctness Kills)
To: Slings and Arrows
Because they make my eyes swell shut?
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posted on
05/21/2010 11:25:16 PM PDT
by
aliquando
(A Scout is T, L, H, F, C, K, O, C, T, B, C, and R.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Dr Cat sleeps 23 hours a day and the other hour goes crazy dashing under the furniture.
2 female Dr cats can’t be in the same room with each other to do surgery.
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posted on
05/21/2010 11:26:35 PM PDT
by
lurk
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/21/2010 11:33:00 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: lurk
Dr Cat sleeps 23 hours a day and the other hour goes crazy dashing under the furniture. Only 23 hours?? Anything under 26-27 hours is grounds for an instant insomnia diagnosis.
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posted on
05/21/2010 11:33:41 PM PDT
by
Bob
To: lurk
Dr. Cat lies outside restroom door, waiting for occupant to emerge.
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posted on
05/21/2010 11:34:39 PM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
(Illegal immigration is destroying America, look what it's done to the White House)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/21/2010 11:36:26 PM PDT
by
GOP Poet
(Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
To: aliquando
Depending on the field, that could be an advantage.
To: Vendome
To: Slings and Arrows
Go ahead. Make my day. You do know that cats can fly ... right? And that's Doctor Cat to you ...
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posted on
05/21/2010 11:39:33 PM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/21/2010 11:42:50 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Bob
or unless said puddy is at the reloading press crankin’ out some ‘roll yer owns’!!!!!
To: Slings and Arrows
Mine are constantly giving me “catscans” when I’m not feeling well. ;-)
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posted on
05/21/2010 11:47:03 PM PDT
by
PA Engineer
(Liberate America from the occupation media.)
To: PA Engineer
To: Slings and Arrows
LOL, That picture has been saved to my computer.
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posted on
05/21/2010 11:56:42 PM PDT
by
The Cajun
(Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
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