To: Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; ...
2 posted on
05/21/2010 11:12:15 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(Just another day in Oceania.)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Slings and Arrows
Because they make my eyes swell shut?
7 posted on
05/21/2010 11:25:16 PM PDT by
aliquando
(A Scout is T, L, H, F, C, K, O, C, T, B, C, and R.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Dr Cat sleeps 23 hours a day and the other hour goes crazy dashing under the furniture.
2 female Dr cats can’t be in the same room with each other to do surgery.
8 posted on
05/21/2010 11:26:35 PM PDT by
lurk
To: Slings and Arrows
12 posted on
05/21/2010 11:36:26 PM PDT by
GOP Poet
(Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Go ahead. Make my day. You do know that cats can fly ... right? And that's Doctor Cat to you ...
15 posted on
05/21/2010 11:39:33 PM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Slings and Arrows
Mine are constantly giving me “catscans” when I’m not feeling well. ;-)
18 posted on
05/21/2010 11:47:03 PM PDT by
PA Engineer
(Liberate America from the occupation media.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Cats as doctors! That's ridiculous.
Everybody knows that cats are MUCH better in professions such as aviary management, fitness training (excepting aqua aerobics), and human behavioral analysis and therapy.
24 posted on
05/22/2010 12:38:56 AM PDT by
Finny
To: Slings and Arrows
"
So what have we learned? That cats are best employed in service industries? Certainly." Yeah, right...
27 posted on
05/22/2010 1:13:55 AM PDT by
Semper Mark
(Nemo me impune lacessit.)
To: Slings and Arrows
ha, ha - may I add one? Dr coughs up hair ball during open heart surgery and compromises the clean room...
30 posted on
05/22/2010 2:15:32 AM PDT by
kickme
(...at the window watching...waiting for my NUKalert to start chirpin'....)
To: Slings and Arrows
Another reason cats make bad doctors:
The only anesthetic Dr. Cat will permit during surgery is...catnip!
32 posted on
05/22/2010 3:15:21 AM PDT by
SonOfDarkSkies
(Opportunity is missed...because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work--Thomas Edison)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Slings and Arrows
*** Doctor refuses to respond to own name during code blue.***
Is time to sit and stare at corner where all cosmic answers are imbedded.
36 posted on
05/22/2010 6:01:17 AM PDT by
kitkat
(Obama hates us. Well, maybe a LOT of Kenyans do.)
To: Slings and Arrows
That cats are best employed in service industries? Yeah, like the Social Security office or the DMV.
42 posted on
05/22/2010 10:22:40 AM PDT by
Rocky
(REPEAL IT!)
To: JustAmy; Billie; MEG33; jaycee; Kitty Mittens; Aquamarine; GodBlessUSA; Mama_Bear; The Mayor; ...
Some days I can't win for losin!
Weinie
46 posted on
05/22/2010 11:38:49 AM PDT by
lonestar
(Better Obama picks his nose than our pockets!)
To: CatDancer
paging catdancer to the thread, paging catdancer to the thread, stat...
;-)
53 posted on
05/24/2010 1:57:39 PM PDT by
green pastures
(Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: Slings and Arrows
I love this thread! I keep coming back to it and laughing hysterically because my kitties do all of these things! LOL! :)
54 posted on
05/27/2010 5:45:44 PM PDT by
kerbear413
(Socialism breeds Mediocrity)
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