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1 posted on 05/21/2010 11:11:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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2 posted on 05/21/2010 11:12:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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lol


3 posted on 05/21/2010 11:13:08 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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Because they make my eyes swell shut?


7 posted on 05/21/2010 11:25:16 PM PDT by aliquando (A Scout is T, L, H, F, C, K, O, C, T, B, C, and R.)
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Dr Cat sleeps 23 hours a day and the other hour goes crazy dashing under the furniture.

2 female Dr cats can’t be in the same room with each other to do surgery.


8 posted on 05/21/2010 11:26:35 PM PDT by lurk
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sweet


12 posted on 05/21/2010 11:36:26 PM PDT by GOP Poet (Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
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Go ahead. Make my day. You do know that cats can fly ... right? And that's Doctor Cat to you ...

15 posted on 05/21/2010 11:39:33 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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Mine are constantly giving me “catscans” when I’m not feeling well. ;-)


18 posted on 05/21/2010 11:47:03 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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Cats as doctors! That's ridiculous.

Everybody knows that cats are MUCH better in professions such as aviary management, fitness training (excepting aqua aerobics), and human behavioral analysis and therapy.

24 posted on 05/22/2010 12:38:56 AM PDT by Finny
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"So what have we learned? That cats are best employed in service industries? Certainly."

Yeah, right...


27 posted on 05/22/2010 1:13:55 AM PDT by Semper Mark (Nemo me impune lacessit.)
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ha, ha - may I add one? Dr coughs up hair ball during open heart surgery and compromises the clean room...


30 posted on 05/22/2010 2:15:32 AM PDT by kickme (...at the window watching...waiting for my NUKalert to start chirpin'....)
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Another reason cats make bad doctors:

The only anesthetic Dr. Cat will permit during surgery is...catnip!


32 posted on 05/22/2010 3:15:21 AM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies (Opportunity is missed...because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work--Thomas Edison)
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33 posted on 05/22/2010 3:40:31 AM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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***• Doctor refuses to respond to own name during code blue.***

Is time to sit and stare at corner where all cosmic answers are imbedded.


36 posted on 05/22/2010 6:01:17 AM PDT by kitkat (Obama hates us. Well, maybe a LOT of Kenyans do.)
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That cats are best employed in service industries?

Yeah, like the Social Security office or the DMV.

42 posted on 05/22/2010 10:22:40 AM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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Some days I can't win for losin!

Weinie


46 posted on 05/22/2010 11:38:49 AM PDT by lonestar (Better Obama picks his nose than our pockets!)
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paging catdancer to the thread, paging catdancer to the thread, stat...

;-)


53 posted on 05/24/2010 1:57:39 PM PDT by green pastures (Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
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I love this thread! I keep coming back to it and laughing hysterically because my kitties do all of these things! LOL! :)


54 posted on 05/27/2010 5:45:44 PM PDT by kerbear413 (Socialism breeds Mediocrity)
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