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Most memorable one liners.
05/14/2010
| Post_Neolithic
Posted on 05/14/2010 4:51:00 PM PDT by Post-Neolithic
Reading through one particular thread gave me the idea for this one.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: comebacks; comedy; oneliners; quickcomebacks; rhetoric; smartanswers; todumbquestions; zingers
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To: TADSLOS
“Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!” - George S. Patton (from the movie)
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:59:17 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: JerseyDvl
George Costanza: I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!
182
posted on
05/14/2010 5:59:17 PM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Psycho_Bunny
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
— W. C. Fields
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:00:06 PM PDT
by
oyez
(The difference in genius and stupidity is that genius has it limits.)
To: beaversmom
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:01:14 PM PDT
by
PA Engineer
(Liberate America from the occupation media.)
To: All
BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
"We win. They lose."-Ronald Reagan
Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!"
Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
**************
Inigo Montoya: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Count Rugen: "Stop saying that!"
**************
Westley: "We are men of action, lies do not become us."
The Princess Bride
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:02:37 PM PDT
by
pillut48
("Stand now. Stand together. Stand for what is right."-Gov.Sarah Palin, "Going Rogue" ><>)
To: beaversmom
Everything Patton said was a quote:
A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
All very successful commanders are prima donnas and must be so treated.
Always do everything you ask of those you command.
Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.
Better to fight for something than live for nothing.
Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
Don’t tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.
If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.
If we take the generally accepted definition of bravery as a quality which knows no fear, I have never seen a brave man. All men are frightened. The more intelligent they are, the more they are frightened.
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.
Untutored courage is useless in the face of educated bullets.
No good decision was ever made in a swivel chair.
Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tire, more hungry. Keep punching.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man.
Few men are killed by the bayonet, many are scared by it. Bayonets should be fixed when the fire fight starts.
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:02:37 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: Post-Neolithic
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” - Gone With The Wind
Can’t believe this one wasn’t already posted.
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:03:12 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: Post-Neolithic
“
Most memorable one liners.
“
I’ll have to be back to this thread.
Reminds me of the feature in the Mad Magazine (purchased by my dear aunt)
titled: “Smart Answers To Dumb Questions” (IIRC).
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:03:20 PM PDT
by
VOA
To: rmlew
“I’m far too outspoken; it’s my worst fault!” Julie Andrews - The Sound of Music. Unfortunately, I remember it so well because it’s also MY worst fault!
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:03:25 PM PDT
by
rejoicing
((that Jesus Christ is my Savior and that God is Sovereign))
To: Post-Neolithic
“Hell of a thing, killin’ a man. You take away everything he has, and everything he’s gonna have....” - William Munny, “Unforgiven”.
“We all got it comin’, boy...” - William Munny, “Unforgiven”.
“Any man don’t wanta get shot needs to step aside...” - William Munny, “Unforgiven”.
190
posted on
05/14/2010 6:07:31 PM PDT
by
Bryan24
(When in doubt, move to the right..........)
To: Post-Neolithic
More Cowbell!
Yoots?
I’m through with this guy.
False, but accurate.
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Kanye. Make ‘em be cowboys, cowboys have manners, they don’t interrupt.
That’s gonna leave a mark.
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:08:10 PM PDT
by
eeevil conservative
(GIVE ME A PLACE TO STAND AND I WILL MOVE THE EARTH....Archimedes)
To: Windflier
192
posted on
05/14/2010 6:08:35 PM PDT
by
whence911
(Here illegally? Go home. Get in line!)
To: Post-Neolithic
“This town needs an enema” — Jack Nicholson “Batman”
To: Post-Neolithic
Two different lines from Empire of the Sun:
Jim: I can bring everyone back. Everyone.
Jim: Learned a new word today. Atom bomb. It was like the God taking a photograph."
Hunt for Red October: "You arrogant ass. You've killed *us*!"
(State department guy speaking to Russian Ambassador): "Andrei, you've lost another submarine?"
Star Wars a New Hope:
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:09:01 PM PDT
by
rmlew
(There is no such thing as a Blue Dog Democrat; just liberals who lie.)
To: eeevil conservative
There’s no crying in BASEBALL!
195
posted on
05/14/2010 6:09:27 PM PDT
by
eeevil conservative
(GIVE ME A PLACE TO STAND AND I WILL MOVE THE EARTH....Archimedes)
To: Post-Neolithic
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow.
~Orison Swett Marden
To: beaversmom
To: rejoicing
"I AM JIM THOMPSON!!!"-in reference to Keith Olbermann's idiotic rant about the 'owner' of Free Republic allegedly encouraging 'hate speech' online
"Who is John Galt?"-Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged"
JOHN MAY LIVES!-5th Column's (freedom fighters) mantra referencing an allegedly dead (an alien who really IS dead) leader fighting the invading aliens know as "V's" (for Visitors)
"I AM THE MOB!"--in reference to the MSM's attacks on town hall attendees speaking up and shouting in some cases at their congress critter about their concerns
"I AM THE TEA PARTY LEADER!"-little inside joke among TEA partiers concerning MSM's futile search for the leader of the movement
"Resistance is futile"-borgified Jean Luc Picard, ST:TNG
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:12:34 PM PDT
by
pillut48
("Stand now. Stand together. Stand for what is right."-Gov.Sarah Palin, "Going Rogue" ><>)
To: Post-Neolithic
"It ain't braggin' if you can do it! No brag, just fact!" -- Walter Brennan in The Guns of Will Sonnet
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:12:47 PM PDT
by
night reader
(NRA Life Member since 1962)
To: Post-Neolithic
“In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.”
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:14:13 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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