Most memorable one liners.

05/14/2010 | Post_Neolithic

[Post-Neolithic]

Reading through one particular thread gave me the idea for this one.

[Windflier]

“Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!” - George S. Patton (from the movie)

[driftdiver]

George Costanza: I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!

[oyez]

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
— W. C. Fields

[PA Engineer]

That was a great scene.

[pillut48]

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.

"We win. They lose."-Ronald Reagan

Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!"
Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
**************
Inigo Montoya: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Count Rugen: "Stop saying that!"
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Westley: "We are men of action, lies do not become us."

The Princess Bride

[Pan_Yan]

Everything Patton said was a quote:

A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

All very successful commanders are prima donnas and must be so treated.

Always do everything you ask of those you command.

Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.

Better to fight for something than live for nothing.

Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.

Don’t tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.

If we take the generally accepted definition of bravery as a quality which knows no fear, I have never seen a brave man. All men are frightened. The more intelligent they are, the more they are frightened.

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.

Untutored courage is useless in the face of educated bullets.

No good decision was ever made in a swivel chair.

Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tire, more hungry. Keep punching.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man.

Few men are killed by the bayonet, many are scared by it. Bayonets should be fixed when the fire fight starts.

[Windflier]

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” - Gone With The Wind

Can’t believe this one wasn’t already posted.

[VOA]

“
Most memorable one liners.
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I’ll have to be back to this thread.

Reminds me of the feature in the Mad Magazine (purchased by my dear aunt)
titled: “Smart Answers To Dumb Questions” (IIRC).

[rejoicing]

“I’m far too outspoken; it’s my worst fault!” Julie Andrews - The Sound of Music. Unfortunately, I remember it so well because it’s also MY worst fault!

[Bryan24]

“Hell of a thing, killin’ a man. You take away everything he has, and everything he’s gonna have....” - William Munny, “Unforgiven”.

“We all got it comin’, boy...” - William Munny, “Unforgiven”.

“Any man don’t wanta get shot needs to step aside...” - William Munny, “Unforgiven”.

[eeevil conservative]

More Cowbell!

Yoots?

I’m through with this guy.

False, but accurate.

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Kanye. Make ‘em be cowboys, cowboys have manners, they don’t interrupt.

That’s gonna leave a mark.

[whence911]

#20

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

“This town needs an enema” — Jack Nicholson “Batman”

[rmlew]

Two different lines from Empire of the Sun:
Jim: I can bring everyone back. Everyone.
Jim: Learned a new word today. Atom bomb. It was like the God taking a photograph."

Hunt for Red October: "You arrogant ass. You've killed *us*!"
(State department guy speaking to Russian Ambassador): "Andrei, you've lost another submarine?"

Star Wars a New Hope:
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[eeevil conservative]

There’s no crying in BASEBALL!

[RXSalesman]

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow.

~Orison Swett Marden

[FlyingFish]

“I am not a socialist!”

[pillut48]

"I AM JIM THOMPSON!!!"-in reference to Keith Olbermann's idiotic rant about the 'owner' of Free Republic allegedly encouraging 'hate speech' online

"Who is John Galt?"-Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged"

JOHN MAY LIVES!-5th Column's (freedom fighters) mantra referencing an allegedly dead (an alien who really IS dead) leader fighting the invading aliens know as "V's" (for Visitors)

"I AM THE MOB!"--in reference to the MSM's attacks on town hall attendees speaking up and shouting in some cases at their congress critter about their concerns

"I AM THE TEA PARTY LEADER!"-little inside joke among TEA partiers concerning MSM's futile search for the leader of the movement

"Resistance is futile"-borgified Jean Luc Picard, ST:TNG

[night reader]

"It ain't braggin' if you can do it! No brag, just fact!" -- Walter Brennan in The Guns of Will Sonnet

[Windflier]

“In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.”

Franklin D. Roosevelt