Posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:21 PM PDT by Patrick1
Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread!
Top This!
A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.
Then you would have the perfect Free Republic thread.
I got their off switch right here. [racks one]
I was thinking more of giving them Valerian Root or something to knock ‘em out so you can re-use them later.
Unless hyper-s[pace bunnies also multiply faster.
*bad idea detected, the rocky shoals of MAD science ahead!*
Hmmm... Valerian root + deep freeze + zombie bunnies + Darksheare’s 90-weight = effortless cultivation indefinitely. Are you sure that’s a bad idea? Sounds good to me. [whistles, eyeballs, wanders off]
Being that it popped into my head, it’s definitely a bad idea.
Now, now! Don't rank on yourself. That's my job.
Here’s the bad idea test checklist:
1: Did D-sheare think of it?
2: Did he typo anywhere within the last couple minutes?
3: Did anyone else go “hey, that’s a good idea”?
4: Is D-sheare’s coffee involved in some fashion?
Three out of four nets it a rating of “Definitely bad idea”.
This is important stuff.
I printed it out long ago and tacked it up right beside the serenity prayer.
Along with the coffee recipe and the words “in case of emergency [insert action here]”
Well then, I'll just have to take it seriesly. [rushes off to document all this info]
Dang stalkers!
Humble has most data written down already.
I haven’t head yet what animal species were served caffiene zombification, but it is more than ‘1’.
Uh oh! A typo. We're in for it now.
Doomed, definitely.
That can only mean that somebody somewhere is giving some critter the coffee.
“I haven’t head yet what animal species were served caffiene zombification”
It’s fun to experiment.
Here are a few cats, ONE of which has been “served”.
See if you can spot which!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77gKXKoEfdw
Either it’s the one that took off with the entire chicken, or it’s the one walking around unsure of everything.
Striper cat took a nip of the brew. Makes her freak out and provides temporary super-powers.
The next dose she had enabled her to take a ham bone away from Mason dog.
That poor dog, Mason is very slapped down there by that cat.
I see I’m right about the results being documented.
Truly I am the fountain of bad ideas.
D’sheare, have you been nipping at the brew? You’re all over the place today.
Actually, no.
This is normal speed for me.
I got off work at 0800 this morning, and I’ve been running since.
*shrugs*
I move until I get to the place where I crash out.
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