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Experimental Gummy Bear Surgeries
ZanyPickle ^ | April 25, 2010

Posted on 04/27/2010 3:20:54 PM PDT by EveningStar

I don’t think anybody actually eats these things, do they? They are good for so many other things!

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: gummybear; gummybears; napl
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To: Slings and Arrows; shibumi

Now that would be funny! Hey, I wonder if you were to slice a gummy worm in half at just the right place would you then have two gummy worms, or still just one???


21 posted on 04/27/2010 9:20:28 PM PDT by LibertyRocks (http://libertyrocks.wordpress.com ~ Anti-Obama Gear: http://cafepress.com/NO_ObamaBiden08)
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To: LibertyRocks
Hey, I wonder if you were to slice a gummy worm in half at just the right place would you then have two gummy worms, or still just one???

This is a very important scientific question. You should apply for a research grant.

22 posted on 04/28/2010 12:32:40 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I can see November from my house!")
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To: shibumi

Sweet, chewy, deliciously misunderstood.


23 posted on 04/28/2010 4:44:06 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs ( I have nothing better to do than sit around all night watching a lunatic not turn into a werewolf.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

NOT my fault.


24 posted on 04/28/2010 6:58:12 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; shibumi; Salamander
"Does this mean that Chet is going to start posting stories about Gummy Pit Bulls attacking innocent Sour Patch Kids?"

I can see a headline now - “Gummy Pit Bull mauls “Snow White” Pez dispenser!”

Oh, the horror of it all!

25 posted on 04/28/2010 6:59:46 AM PDT by Semper Mark (Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. - Aristotle)
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To: shibumi

What goes “wooogle woogle woogle GRRR woogle”?

A toothless pitbull.


26 posted on 04/28/2010 7:01:14 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: shibumi

*wincing*
Yeah, I know..
Mr “I hate pits” will hate that bad joke.

Wish I could find out where Daz is, he’d slobber everyone to drowning in dog spit death.
(Hence the toothless pitbull joke. Daz was abysmally dumb, he thought he was tiny and lightweight.)


27 posted on 04/28/2010 7:05:04 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Darksheare

It’s been slow week in the Pit Hater’s world.

They’ve resorted to posting stories about ghost dogs inflicting non-existent bites:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2501944/posts


28 posted on 04/28/2010 7:18:05 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: shibumi

Yikes!
Now that’s.. “WTF” worthy.


29 posted on 04/28/2010 7:48:58 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Darksheare
NOT my fault.

Jealous, huh?

30 posted on 04/28/2010 8:11:56 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I can see November from my house!")
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To: Markos33; shibumi; Salamander
I can see a headline now - “Gummy Pit Bull mauls “Snow White” Pez dispenser!”

Careful - you'll give Chet an evilgasm.

31 posted on 04/28/2010 8:14:12 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I can see November from my house!")
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To: navymom1

Don’t eat too many, or tomorrow you’ll be sh*tting pulled taffy.


32 posted on 04/28/2010 8:24:07 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: EveningStar
Some guy made a finger out of them and circumvented a security device that required finger prints 4 out of 5 times. It was posted yesterday on a thread about Europe requiring finger prints in some stores and people were speculating how it could be worked around and that was posted.

Gummy bears, the wonder food of the ages:)

33 posted on 04/28/2010 9:33:28 AM PDT by calex59
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To: EveningStar

I LOVE gummy bears, but try not to eat them, as they are really high in carbs.


34 posted on 04/28/2010 9:34:25 AM PDT by nutmeg (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL, I figured I’d get the standard denial out there first before I get blamed for it.


35 posted on 04/28/2010 1:47:49 PM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: EveningStar

Lol! That was funny, especially the belly-button studs!


36 posted on 04/28/2010 1:57:37 PM PDT by CodeToad
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