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Woman With Parrot Perched on Face Arrested After Throwing Inhaler
Dayton Daily News ^
| 4/20/10
| Ryan Gauthier
Posted on 04/20/2010 1:51:20 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Good lord. If I brought this chick into the stationhouse, the desk Sgt would see to it that my life was miserable for the next month. If this woman had to go somewhere, she would have gone to the hospital and nowhere else.
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posted on
04/20/2010 2:08:30 PM PDT
by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: Cyber Liberty
my oldest told me that a kid on the school bus lost her phone.
Her father is a cop.
Now nearly a week later the cop still comes on the bus telling kids that they will be done for theft if they are found to have took the phone.
Today a theft report was wrote by the cop.
Now imagine if my kid lost their phone and I reported it to the cops. The cops would tell me that they are too busy to look for a kids phone which they might have either lost or get stolen.
rule for one
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posted on
04/20/2010 2:09:26 PM PDT
by
manc
(WILL OBAMA EVER GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY OR WILL HE LET THE MEDIA BE FOOLED FOR EVER)
To: nickcarraway
Almost as good as the guys that escaped from a South American jail dressed as sheep.
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posted on
04/20/2010 2:10:47 PM PDT
by
Cyman
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
04/20/2010 2:11:10 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: nickcarraway
White parrot? A Jefferson Airplane song? /sarc.
To: thefactor
Okay, you 5150 the woman, what about the parrot?
To: nickcarraway
Pretend it’s a dog and shoot it.
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posted on
04/20/2010 2:43:47 PM PDT
by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: Lazamataz
Hey,it’s Ohio.Weird stuff happens here.A lot.
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posted on
04/20/2010 2:58:19 PM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(stop thinking about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: nickcarraway
Yep, looks like a deadly weapon to me.
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posted on
04/20/2010 3:00:14 PM PDT
by
Lockbar
(March toward the sound of the guns.)
To: Lockbar
If one of the Chihuahaus was sitting on her face, then it would have been REALLY kinky.
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posted on
04/20/2010 3:02:12 PM PDT
by
Lockbar
(March toward the sound of the guns.)
To: Cyber Liberty
They will charge her with “assualt with an inhaler” and this will give the democrats one more thing to ban from schools.
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posted on
04/20/2010 3:10:36 PM PDT
by
Terry Mross
(Founding Fathers.....grave....rolling over.)
To: nickcarraway
Well, I don’t see anything out of the ordinary here! There was no room left on the bed, where else could the last parrot stand?
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posted on
04/20/2010 3:11:42 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not A Matter Of Opinion)
To: nickcarraway
I’ve been away a few days. Oh, how I’ve missed this place! Stories like this is one of the many reasons why.
(Excellent post!)
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posted on
04/20/2010 3:24:18 PM PDT
by
fullchroma
(Obama: GET OUT OF MY DOCTOR'S OFFICE!)
To: fullchroma
To: Constitution Day
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posted on
04/20/2010 4:48:24 PM PDT
by
irishtenor
(Tag line is on vacation.)
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Im going to Not A PING this one on the basis of the headline alone...It's a moral imperative.
To: Cyber Liberty; Grut
When inhalers are outlawed, only outlaws will have inhalers...
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posted on
04/20/2010 6:46:08 PM PDT
by
green pastures
(Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: SIDENET
Two parrots were sitting on a perch.
One parrot turned to the other and asked, “Do you smell fish?”
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posted on
04/20/2010 7:00:08 PM PDT
by
gitmo
( The democRats drew first blood. It's our turn now.)
To: Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33; JoeProBono; humblegunner; Eaker; kanawa; ...
“No-Explanation-For-This-Ping-Necessary” Ping
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posted on
04/20/2010 7:08:01 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(FReepMail me to get on the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: Constitution Day
It’s pining for the fjords!
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posted on
04/20/2010 7:10:12 PM PDT
by
gracie1
(visualize whirled peas)
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