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7,500 Online Shoppers Unknowingly Sold Their Souls
FoxNews ^ | 4/15/10

Posted on 04/15/2010 9:14:27 PM PDT by LibWhacker

A computer game retailer revealed that it legally owns the souls of thousands of online shoppers, thanks to a clause in the terms and conditions agreed to by online shoppers.

The retailer, British firm GameStation, added the "immortal soul clause" to the contract signed before making any online purchases earlier this month. It states that customers grant the company the right to claim their soul.

"By placing an order via this Web site on the first day of the fourth month of the year 2010 Anno Domini, you agree to grant Us a non transferable option to claim, for now and for ever more, your immortal soul. Should We wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within 5 (five) working days of receiving written notification from gamesation.co.uk or one of its duly authorised minions."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet; Religion
KEYWORDS: online; shoppers; sold; souls
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1 posted on 04/15/2010 9:14:28 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker

Hope they enjoyed their little joke. I suspect it will cost them business. I am easily amused, but some people don’t find this kind of thing funny.


2 posted on 04/15/2010 9:18:12 PM PDT by packrat35 (Planned Parenthood - Keeping healthcare costs down, one fetus at a time)
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To: LibWhacker

Well, they’re just going to have to get in line. I’ve already made a one billion year commitment to the Scientology navy.


3 posted on 04/15/2010 9:18:23 PM PDT by edpc (Those Lefties just ain't right)
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To: LibWhacker
Sorry guys, it is not mine to give, you will have to take it up with the Guy who has prior claim.

I gave it into His keeping a long time ago.

4 posted on 04/15/2010 9:19:17 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
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To: LibWhacker

Hahaha...first day of the fourth month.


5 posted on 04/15/2010 9:19:59 PM PDT by PeaceBeWithYou (De Oppresso Liber! (50 million and counting in Afganistan and Iraq))
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To: LibWhacker

No different from last election, is it?


6 posted on 04/15/2010 9:26:33 PM PDT by Hardraade
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To: LibWhacker

7 posted on 04/15/2010 9:26:51 PM PDT by wastedyears (The Founders revolted for less.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

/mark


8 posted on 04/15/2010 9:27:25 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: LibWhacker

so did 66,882,230 voters.


9 posted on 04/15/2010 9:28:24 PM PDT by digger48
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To: LibWhacker

“You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.” - C.S. Lewis


10 posted on 04/15/2010 9:32:51 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: packrat35

Funny? Maybe not but it shows a lot about the small print in contracts


11 posted on 04/15/2010 9:33:35 PM PDT by mainsail that
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To: packrat35

Not funny at all.


12 posted on 04/15/2010 9:35:10 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: LibWhacker
That's awesome, I've always enjoyed the sense of humor Brits have.

But this brings up something I've always wondered about.

Why couldn't a company try and do something like this, but instead of my immortal soul (*snort*), what if it was my home or automobile instead? How easy it is to click the 'I accept' button without reading word one...

Obviously that example would create a lot of trouble for the company, but they'd have billions in real estate.
13 posted on 04/15/2010 9:39:22 PM PDT by CygnusTheSwan ("Me fail English? That's unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum)
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To: rdl6989

rdl6989 - You tag line is GREAT. Nicely done. You need to make bumper stickers... :)


14 posted on 04/15/2010 9:42:26 PM PDT by CygnusTheSwan ("Me fail English? That's unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum)
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To: LibWhacker

They’re going to have to get in line behind Microsoft. With all the EULAs I’ve clicked on “I AGREE” without actually reading, I’m sure they probably already own my soul and my computer.


15 posted on 04/15/2010 9:43:06 PM PDT by smokingfrog (Free Men will always be armed with the Truth.)
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To: CygnusTheSwan

Consider that it is pretty much impossible for them to prove what the “agreement” said when you clicked on it.


16 posted on 04/15/2010 9:48:09 PM PDT by Darth Reardon (Im running for the US Senate for a simple reason, I want to win a Nobel Peace Prize - Rubio)
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To: Lancey Howard

“You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.” - C.S. Lewis


Great quote. I love reading C.S. Lewis.


17 posted on 04/15/2010 9:50:21 PM PDT by boycott (CAL)
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To: CygnusTheSwan

Somebody beat me to it.

http://www.zazzle.com/1_20_2013_end_of_an_error_bumper_sticker-128933320560320183


18 posted on 04/15/2010 9:52:26 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: LibWhacker

Can’t sell something that doesn’t belong to you ... your soul belongs to God ...


19 posted on 04/15/2010 9:52:57 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Those That Turn Their Swords into Plows Will Plow For Those That Don't.)
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To: LibWhacker

Elizabeth Hurley* can have my soul (and body), but not some twit web commerce company

*silly reference to silly remake of silly “Bedazzled” movie


20 posted on 04/15/2010 9:58:03 PM PDT by Enchante (Obama and Brennan think that 20% of terrorists re-joining the battle is just fine with them)
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