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Man calls 911 after hooker fails to deliver in fast food bathroom
The smoking gun ^
| 4/11/2010
Posted on 04/12/2010 7:13:16 AM PDT by IbJensen
Meet William Ferris. The Ohio man yesterday paid a prostitute $50 with the understanding that he would receive a full menu of sexual services in the bathroom of a White Castle in Cincinnati.
However, when the hooker only performed oral sex on him, Ferris--who was also expecting vaginal sex--contacted police to report that he had just been robbed.
When Hamilton County Sheriff's Office deputies responded to Ferris's 911 call, his "story began to fall apart," according to an arrest report. Ferris admitted that he was not, in fact, robbed by his unidentified paid date. In an interview, a frustrated Ferris told TSG that he expected "all of it for $50," but just got "kissing and sucking" during the 20-minute bathroom encounter.
He added that the hooker picked the White Castle for their assignation since its bathroom locked (and not because of the eatery's tasty belly bombers).
The unemployed Ferris, charged with solicitation and making a false police report, was scheduled to be arraigned today on the misdemeanor counts. He told TSG that he will be charged with trespassing if he returns to the White Castle on Harrison Avenue.
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To: IbJensen
Sex isn’t supposed to be dirty, but this kind of thing makes it seem positively filth-ridden.
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posted on
04/12/2010 7:40:43 AM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(That's the way your hard-core Commie works.)
To: IbJensen
42
posted on
04/12/2010 7:41:42 AM PDT
by
dagogo redux
(A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
To: IbJensen
They should make a movie together:
“Barack and William Go To The White Castle”
43
posted on
04/12/2010 7:42:30 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: IbJensen
I’m sure there’s a “special sauce” joke in here somewhere...
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posted on
04/12/2010 7:43:10 AM PDT
by
TankerKC
(I think P. T. Barnum had his time off by about 59 seconds.)
To: Mich Patriot
nope because he got all of it.....
To: All
Click The Pic
46
posted on
04/12/2010 7:54:16 AM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(FR.......Monthly Donors Wanted.)
To: IbJensen
I wonder who he voted for in the election
47
posted on
04/12/2010 7:57:27 AM PDT
by
wild74
To: IbJensen
The unemployed Ferris, charged with solicitation and making a false police report . . .Uh oh, Bush's fault.
48
posted on
04/12/2010 7:58:35 AM PDT
by
Hoodat
(For the weapons of our warfare are mighty in God for pulling down strongholds.)
To: IbJensen
calling 911 for this???
the dude is definitely stoooopid enough to be a future contender for a Darwin Award
save that name and photo — it won’t be too long before we read about how this doofus gets himself killed in some stupendously foolish manner
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posted on
04/12/2010 8:09:07 AM PDT
by
Enchante
(Obama and Brennan think that 20% of terrorists re-joining the battle is just fine with them)
To: Enchante
save that name and photo — it won’t be too long before we read about how this doofus gets himself killed in some stupendously foolish manner like contracting AIDS from a heroin-addicted hooker in a White Castle bathroom? And paying $50 for the service......
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posted on
04/12/2010 8:29:23 AM PDT
by
Repeat Offender
(While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
To: windcliff
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posted on
04/12/2010 8:43:13 AM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
(What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Poor SOB looks like Garrison Kellior's bastard child.
To: IbJensen
[but just got “kissing and sucking”]
Most obamer voters are probably feeling the same way by now.
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posted on
04/12/2010 9:01:07 AM PDT
by
RetSignman
(Tea Parties ..."We have seen the Patriots and they are us")
To: Slings and Arrows
Poor SOB looks like Garrison Kellior's bastard child.Any child of Kellior's would, by definition, be a bastard. ;)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
To: IbJensen
He’s unemployed and can afford $50 for that?
Ok........
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posted on
04/12/2010 9:13:07 AM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: IbJensen
White Castle meat does have holes in it.
To: Jaxter
Good to know that those extended benefits are being used in a productive way. Your tax dollars at work. Maybe he should be required to pay back some of that unemployment since he did get a 'job.'
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posted on
04/12/2010 9:52:01 AM PDT
by
sportutegrl
(VETO PROOF MAJORITY IN 2010)
To: IbJensen
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posted on
04/12/2010 10:05:14 AM PDT
by
mowowie
To: IbJensen
I’ll need a picture of the hooker to determine if she had anything to do with this.
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posted on
04/12/2010 10:07:40 AM PDT
by
mowowie
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