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Man calls 911 after hooker fails to deliver in fast food bathroom
The smoking gun ^ | 4/11/2010

Posted on 04/12/2010 7:13:16 AM PDT by IbJensen

Meet William Ferris. The Ohio man yesterday paid a prostitute $50 with the understanding that he would receive a full menu of sexual services in the bathroom of a White Castle in Cincinnati.

However, when the hooker only performed oral sex on him, Ferris--who was also expecting vaginal sex--contacted police to report that he had just been robbed.

When Hamilton County Sheriff's Office deputies responded to Ferris's 911 call, his "story began to fall apart," according to an arrest report. Ferris admitted that he was not, in fact, robbed by his unidentified paid date. In an interview, a frustrated Ferris told TSG that he expected "all of it for $50," but just got "kissing and sucking" during the 20-minute bathroom encounter.

He added that the hooker picked the White Castle for their assignation since its bathroom locked (and not because of the eatery's tasty belly bombers).

The unemployed Ferris, charged with solicitation and making a false police report, was scheduled to be arraigned today on the misdemeanor counts. He told TSG that he will be charged with trespassing if he returns to the White Castle on Harrison Avenue.


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To: IbJensen

Sex isn’t supposed to be dirty, but this kind of thing makes it seem positively filth-ridden.


41 posted on 04/12/2010 7:40:43 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (That's the way your hard-core Commie works.)
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To: IbJensen

Can I call 911 on 4/15?


42 posted on 04/12/2010 7:41:42 AM PDT by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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To: IbJensen

They should make a movie together:

“Barack and William Go To The White Castle”


43 posted on 04/12/2010 7:42:30 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: IbJensen

I’m sure there’s a “special sauce” joke in here somewhere...


44 posted on 04/12/2010 7:43:10 AM PDT by TankerKC (I think P. T. Barnum had his time off by about 59 seconds.)
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To: Mich Patriot

nope because he got all of it.....


45 posted on 04/12/2010 7:49:13 AM PDT by tatsinfla
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To: All

Click The Pic

46 posted on 04/12/2010 7:54:16 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR.......Monthly Donors Wanted.)
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To: IbJensen

I wonder who he voted for in the election


47 posted on 04/12/2010 7:57:27 AM PDT by wild74
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To: IbJensen
The unemployed Ferris, charged with solicitation and making a false police report . . .

Uh oh, Bush's fault.

48 posted on 04/12/2010 7:58:35 AM PDT by Hoodat (For the weapons of our warfare are mighty in God for pulling down strongholds.)
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To: IbJensen

calling 911 for this???

the dude is definitely stoooopid enough to be a future contender for a Darwin Award

save that name and photo — it won’t be too long before we read about how this doofus gets himself killed in some stupendously foolish manner


49 posted on 04/12/2010 8:09:07 AM PDT by Enchante (Obama and Brennan think that 20% of terrorists re-joining the battle is just fine with them)
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To: Enchante
save that name and photo — it won’t be too long before we read about how this doofus gets himself killed in some stupendously foolish manner

like contracting AIDS from a heroin-addicted hooker in a White Castle bathroom? And paying $50 for the service......

50 posted on 04/12/2010 8:29:23 AM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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To: windcliff

ping


51 posted on 04/12/2010 8:43:13 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Poor SOB looks like Garrison Kellior's bastard child.


52 posted on 04/12/2010 8:55:03 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (FUBO! FUNP! FUHR! FUBS!)
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To: IbJensen

[but just got “kissing and sucking”]

Most obamer voters are probably feeling the same way by now.


53 posted on 04/12/2010 9:01:07 AM PDT by RetSignman (Tea Parties ..."We have seen the Patriots and they are us")
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To: Slings and Arrows
Poor SOB looks like Garrison Kellior's bastard child.

Any child of Kellior's would, by definition, be a bastard. ;)

54 posted on 04/12/2010 9:01:38 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (http://www.conservatives4palin.com/)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

*hehehe*


55 posted on 04/12/2010 9:10:02 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (FUBO! FUNP! FUHR! FUBS!)
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To: IbJensen

He’s unemployed and can afford $50 for that?

Ok........


56 posted on 04/12/2010 9:13:07 AM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: IbJensen

White Castle meat does have holes in it.


57 posted on 04/12/2010 9:14:08 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Jaxter
Good to know that those extended benefits are being used in a productive way. Your tax dollars at work.

Maybe he should be required to pay back some of that unemployment since he did get a 'job.'

58 posted on 04/12/2010 9:52:01 AM PDT by sportutegrl (VETO PROOF MAJORITY IN 2010)
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To: IbJensen

Awesome thread!!


59 posted on 04/12/2010 10:05:14 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: IbJensen

I’ll need a picture of the hooker to determine if she had anything to do with this.


60 posted on 04/12/2010 10:07:40 AM PDT by mowowie
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