Posted on 04/12/2010 7:13:16 AM PDT by IbJensen
Meet William Ferris. The Ohio man yesterday paid a prostitute $50 with the understanding that he would receive a full menu of sexual services in the bathroom of a White Castle in Cincinnati.
However, when the hooker only performed oral sex on him, Ferris--who was also expecting vaginal sex--contacted police to report that he had just been robbed.
When Hamilton County Sheriff's Office deputies responded to Ferris's 911 call, his "story began to fall apart," according to an arrest report. Ferris admitted that he was not, in fact, robbed by his unidentified paid date. In an interview, a frustrated Ferris told TSG that he expected "all of it for $50," but just got "kissing and sucking" during the 20-minute bathroom encounter.
He added that the hooker picked the White Castle for their assignation since its bathroom locked (and not because of the eatery's tasty belly bombers).
The unemployed Ferris, charged with solicitation and making a false police report, was scheduled to be arraigned today on the misdemeanor counts. He told TSG that he will be charged with trespassing if he returns to the White Castle on Harrison Avenue.
Sex isn’t supposed to be dirty, but this kind of thing makes it seem positively filth-ridden.
Can I call 911 on 4/15?
They should make a movie together:
“Barack and William Go To The White Castle”
I’m sure there’s a “special sauce” joke in here somewhere...
nope because he got all of it.....
I wonder who he voted for in the election
Uh oh, Bush's fault.
calling 911 for this???
the dude is definitely stoooopid enough to be a future contender for a Darwin Award
save that name and photo — it won’t be too long before we read about how this doofus gets himself killed in some stupendously foolish manner
like contracting AIDS from a heroin-addicted hooker in a White Castle bathroom? And paying $50 for the service......
ping
[but just got “kissing and sucking”]
Most obamer voters are probably feeling the same way by now.
Any child of Kellior's would, by definition, be a bastard. ;)
*hehehe*
He’s unemployed and can afford $50 for that?
Ok........
White Castle meat does have holes in it.
Maybe he should be required to pay back some of that unemployment since he did get a 'job.'
Awesome thread!!
I’ll need a picture of the hooker to determine if she had anything to do with this.
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