"Sins?"
*cough* it's a religion *cough*
There is no Global Warming so go for a drive in the Country and go for a Steak Dinner.
Pray for America
Chocolate as sin???? Oh I don’t think so...This broad is wacked...
green chicks have hairy armpits
Is anyone else as hot as I am right now?
wh...wha...what...WHAT??
If this is satire, it’s very well done.
She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
She ruled the toads
Of the short forest
And every newt in idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in buffalo
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn’t done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(I couldnt come in right then...)
And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I’d just love it in her room
Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She stripped away
Her ranchid poncho
An laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An it was useless any more
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn’t done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(actually, I was very busy then)
And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I’d just love it in her room
Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
(is that a real poncho...i mean
Is that a mexican poncho
Or is that a sears poncho?
Hmmm...no foolin ...)
Hey good looking, I've got a whole basket of fruit and veggies......... would you like to have sex with me?
While not on this list, I’m pretty sure that if the greenie girls hold to one-square-of-toilet-paper-per-trip theory, their love life will be a bit sabotaged, too.
Maybe they should entitle this article: 10 great ways for heterosexuals to date homosexuals.
I’m surprised they didn’t include a bit about how the sex partners (I won’t say “couples”, because that would be too limited), should always pray to Obama before fornicating.
I think this is what they mean by “self-parody.”
The item about using birth control because you don’t want to bring carbon-generating babies into the world is basically an argument for human extinction.
Greens hate people. This story is more proof.
Sick, sick, sick ...
Anyway, if you can get a seat together on the train, enjoy! Soon the temperature will rise as other shove their way on the train. Perspiration will replace the smell of perfume or cologne and someone will either be standing near you or squishing into your seat. You will feel like a limp sardine in a smelly can.
Yes, by all means - make this a dating experience!
Lost me on #1. While in college, a very nice young man was interested in me. I lived several blocks from campus totalling about a mile and a half. He would walk to my house. We would walk to the event. We would walk back. He would walk home.
He proved his committment. I didn’t like walking.
On the third date I said, “Either we double-date or you borrow a car. I like you but not more than I hate walking.” Amazingly, we remained friends.
But, we did not date anymore after that.
Opt for DIY alternatives made from organic essential oils. Vanilla, rose and cinnamon turn guys on; the ladies dig vetiver and cedarwood.
Better yet, drink warm beer and eat hard-boiled eggs for three days before your "green" date.
Now there's a fragrance.
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In college, my husband (then husband wannabe) took me to meet his family. At his parents house, we went for a ride in his dad's big 4-wheeler and took a long walk through a field where the two of them shot a bag full of quail for dinner.
Sin: Eating unsustainable chocolate
We're not big on chocolate but do enjoy beef. Cattle reproduce quickly so they're sustainable and eating them is something we can feel good about.
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...adds 9,441 metric tons of carbon to the planet.
Pray tell, how do you add carbon to the planet? Is this done through asteroids? Where does one go to find 9,441 metric tons of carbon in outer space? Mercury is solid rock, Venus is to hot to land ... I know, it most be Mars. Yeah ... all those mountains of carbon on Mars are being torn down, packaged and hurled into space so they will descend into earth's orbit. One for every kid. Why with millions of babies being born each year, we must be hit by BILLIONS of tons of carbon.
... Idiots.
