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Man in thong attacks woman in Hooksett (NH)
Union Leader ^ | Mar. 22, 2010 | DAN O'BRIEN

Posted on 03/29/2010 3:53:25 PM PDT by george76

A woman in her 30s was attacked by a man wearing only thong underwear and a facemask outside her home early yesterday morning, police said.

Detectives are releasing few details, but say the attack is considered an attempted sexual assault and appears to be random.

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hooksett; napl; thong
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To: george76

Maybe he just sobered up from Mardi Gras.


21 posted on 03/29/2010 5:07:34 PM PDT by Nachoman (Think of life as an adventure you don't survive.)
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To: george76; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; Rightly Biased; ..

THONG ATTACKS HAPPEN....PING!!!


22 posted on 03/29/2010 5:13:05 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
He tried to use a fishing pole, but couldn't get the...I'll stop now.


23 posted on 03/29/2010 6:34:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (FUBO! FUNP! FUHR! FUBS!)
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...a man wearing only thong underwear and a facemask... the attack is considered an attempted sexual assault and appears to be random.
Facemask? The mystery could have come to an abrupt end with a swift kick to the thong.
24 posted on 03/29/2010 7:28:39 PM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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To: george76
Zombie
25 posted on 03/29/2010 7:42:35 PM PDT by Danae ( The sleeping Giant is awake)
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To: dynachrome

I LOL’ed. Darn near choked on my soda LOL


26 posted on 03/29/2010 7:44:21 PM PDT by Danae ( The sleeping Giant is awake)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

snort!


27 posted on 03/29/2010 7:55:22 PM PDT by bitt ("WE THE PEOPLE" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVAhr4hZDJE)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

That steel lunch box must would be pretty cold on a New Hampshire winter night. Did you install any insulation?

And, you don’t still carry your LUNCH in it also, do you? Because THAT would be worng!


28 posted on 03/30/2010 5:32:25 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: Daffynition

What’s WRONG with you? What would POSSIBLY possess you to POST something like that?

Now I’m going to have to go wash my eyes out with soap and it’s all YOUR fault!

;-)


29 posted on 03/30/2010 5:34:34 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: Daffynition
Now THIS is a proper hookset....


30 posted on 03/30/2010 5:42:15 AM PDT by Vigilantcitizen
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To: Vigilantcitizen

Just WOWSERS! The lure looks like something you could use on saltwater fishing for tuna!


31 posted on 03/30/2010 5:50:39 AM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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