[Responsibility2nd]

So he was bored and decided to go jogging?

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[VRWCmember]

Obama voter for sure.

[driftdiver]

Gee when I was 22 and was bored I usually did other things with my girlfriend.

[DuncanWaring]

Here he comes, boogity-boogity, there he goes, boogity-boogity ...

[a fool in paradise]

A Church Hill man has been charged with indecent exposure after allegedly running nude through a Kingsport grocery store, wearing only a rubber mask on his...

face.

[a fool in paradise]

The report says police located Lee in the bathroom of a nearby Hardee's. Restaurant employees told police he entered, "wearing only an orange hoodie, " and was, "attempting to cover himself up and asking for any piece of clothing." One male employee gave Lee a pair of basketball shorts

"Uh here, naked dude. Don't bother to give them back. Eww."

[IamConservative]

Yeah, I did. I’s standin’ over there by the tomaters, and here he come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t’ Ethel, I said, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it’s too late, she’d already been incensed.

Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain’t wearin’ no clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He’s just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin’ give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there’s an audience to be found
He’ll be streakin’ around
Invitin’ public critique

[highlander_UW]

Perhaps he should develop a hobby...like stamp collecting...or bungee jumping.

[SkyDancer]

[Adder]

Note to self: When bored, stash clothes in a handy place BEFORE runnin thru the IGA....

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

What do you want to bet he voted for Obama?

[hoe_cake]

“Police say he was, “wearing only a rubber mask.”

Well, at least he was protected.

[Billthedrill]

Oh, come on now. Who among us hasn't gotten so bored that he or she ran through a grocery store screaming, nekkid except for a rubber mask? I know I...

Uh...

Note to my Parole Officer - just kidding...

[RichInOC]

“’N’ I yelled, ‘Don’t look, Ethel!’ but it wud too late. She’d already been in-censed.”

[tnlibertarian]

By happenstance, I was in this IGA last week. However, it was Tuesday, and I was quite fully clothed. I am quite glad I wasn’t there Friday.

[KosmicKitty]

If he had no clothing to put on after the run, what happened to to them?

Did he leave the house nekkid or was there a “friend” involved who spirited away the clothes while the jog was in process??

[Pontiac]

On a more serious note this guy has bought himself a life time of trouble.

He is probably going to be a registered sex offender for the rest of his life.

Because he was bored.

[bert]

.....A Church Hill man.....

I would have guessed Gate City