Posted on 03/29/2010 10:28:15 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
A Church Hill man has been charged with indecent exposure after allegedly running nude through a Kingsport grocery store, wearing only a rubber mask on his face.
The man was arrested at a nearby Hardee's, where he reportedly asked employees for clothing before hiding in the bathroom. Police say the suspect admitted to the incident, citing, "he was bored and didn't have anything to do."
A report from Kingsport police identifies the man as Daniel R. Lee, 22, of 612 East Main Boulevard, apartment A, Church Hill. He allegedly walked into the IGA grocery store, 3006 North John B. Dennis Highway, at about 9 p.m Friday.
Police say he was, "wearing only a rubber mask."
Store personnel told police that Lee ran around the store exposing himself to several customer and employees. One member of the staff attempted to run Lee down as he left the store, but was unable to catch him.
However, according to the police report, the employee did nab a woman that accompanied Lee. She is identified as Katelyn M. Trent, 18, of 1849 1/2 Forest View Drive, Kingsport. She allegedly claimed Lee was her boyfriend.
The report says police located Lee in the bathroom of a nearby Hardee's. Restaurant employees told police he entered, "wearing only an orange hoodie, " and was, "attempting to cover himself up and asking for any piece of clothing."
One male employee gave Lee a pair of basketball shorts, according to the report. Police found Lee in the bathroom, wearing the shorts and orange hoodie.
"Daniel advised me that he did run through the IGA nude because he was bored and didn't have anything to do," reads the officers report.
Lee was charged with indecent exposure, arrested and transported to the Kingsport jail.
bttt
Obama voter for sure.
Gee when I was 22 and was bored I usually did other things with my girlfriend.
Here he comes, boogity-boogity, there he goes, boogity-boogity ...
face.
Don’t look Ethyl!
Too late...
“But it was too late.”
"Uh here, naked dude. Don't bother to give them back. Eww."
Yeah, I did. I’s standin’ over there by the tomaters, and here he come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t’ Ethel, I said, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it’s too late, she’d already been incensed.
Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain’t wearin’ no clothes
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He’s just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin’ give us a peek
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there’s an audience to be found
He’ll be streakin’ around
Invitin’ public critique
He should have stayed home on Facebook and got involved with FARMVILLE.
Didn’t Mafiawars spill over into Farmville with the teamsters taking over the trucking of produce and livestock?
It’s too late...
She already got her a free shot!
Note to self: When bored, stash clothes in a handy place BEFORE runnin thru the IGA....
What do you want to bet he voted for Obama?
“Police say he was, “wearing only a rubber mask.”
Well, at least he was protected.
Uh...
Note to my Parole Officer - just kidding...
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