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For Trek Fans: Scents of the Future-Star Trek Perfumes & Colognes (Vanity)
Amazon.com ^ | 3/37/10 | hoagy62

Posted on 03/27/2010 2:39:56 PM PDT by hoagy62

Taking a break from all the screaming, yelling, and gnashing of teeth that the Obamacare Health Illusion has generated, I chanced upon this while I was looking at an article on another site.

It seems some 'enterprising' business (pun very intended) has manufactured not one but THREE perfumes and colognes for fans of the "Star Trek" universe.


TOPICS: Hobbies; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: amazondotcom; perfume; startrek; wasteofmoney
The first one is called "Ponn Farr". It's a perfume for women "who want to drive their men wild". My question is..given what we know about the ritual of ponn farr, is a woman only supposed to wear it every 7 years?

The next offerings are both men's fragrances. The first is "Tiberius". Here is what the product description says about it:
"TIBERIUS Cologne for men is a casual yet commanding cologne spiked with freshness and sensuality. Citron, black pepper, and cedar create refreshingly clear top notes, layered over warm vanilla, white musk and sandalwood base notes. TIBERIUS Cologne for men is difficult to define and impossible to refuse. In any universe.

Inspired by legend-take TIBERIUS on your next mission and be transported to new worlds of sensual discovery."

And why would anyone want to smell like William Shatner?

The third offering is called...and I am not making this up..."Red Shirt". Here's what the description of this one states:

"Put yourself in the line of fire.
RED SHIRT Cologne is made for the young, modern man of the galaxy who doesnt hesitate; who revels in being alive today. RED SHIRT Cologne instills confidence, showing the universe your strength, your valor, your devotion to living each day as though it could be your last.
Red Shirt Cologne: Because Tomorrow May Never Come."

Oh I just LOVE the message this one sends..."Wear this cologne and DIE!"

I just thought I'd lighten the mood a bit with this offering. Thoughts?

1 posted on 03/27/2010 2:39:57 PM PDT by hoagy62
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To: hoagy62

Ahhh....to smell like Captain Kirk....Ladies?


2 posted on 03/27/2010 2:41:59 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: hoagy62

Od’or of Nerd?


3 posted on 03/27/2010 2:42:21 PM PDT by GeronL (All politicians are POS. Some are just piled higher and smell worse.)
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To: hoagy62; Slings and Arrows

hrm


4 posted on 03/27/2010 2:42:45 PM PDT by downwdims (It does not take a majority to prevail... but rather an irate, tireless minority)
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To: GeronL

I’m waiting for Eau De Klingon


5 posted on 03/27/2010 2:45:09 PM PDT by Shaun_MD (Goldwater Conservative)
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To: hoagy62

The reviews on the Amazon site are a crackup ... I sent this to a Trekker friend. Thanks for posting!


6 posted on 03/27/2010 2:45:44 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (We'll remember in November!)
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To: hoagy62

One will not be allowed to wear fragrances in the future.
One can not potentially offend the olfactories of any species that may have them.

Nannies in Space


7 posted on 03/27/2010 2:48:17 PM PDT by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
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To: hoagy62

My favorite is Rigelian Bloodworm!


8 posted on 03/27/2010 2:48:37 PM PDT by JimRed (To water the Tree of Liberty is to excise a cancer before it kills us. TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: hoagy62
I don't think the perfume's gonna help...


9 posted on 03/27/2010 2:55:29 PM PDT by LibFreeOrDie (Obama promised a gold mine, but will give us the shaft.)
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To: hoagy62

Does it make a good mixer with scotch?

10 posted on 03/27/2010 2:55:54 PM PDT by matt1234
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To: hoagy62
Dude, have you seen the girls Jim Kirk pulled? Who wouldn’t want to smell like him?
11 posted on 03/27/2010 2:59:39 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: hoagy62

But what we really want to know is...is Harry Mudd getting one?


12 posted on 03/27/2010 3:00:36 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: RichInOC

Ooooohh...now THERE’s a thought!

What would his be called?

“Scent of the Deal”?
“Galactic Sacalawag”?
“Silver-Tongued Spaceman”?


13 posted on 03/27/2010 3:09:22 PM PDT by hoagy62 (.)
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To: hoagy62

Don’t forget Stella 500....You can’t escape the scent :)


14 posted on 03/27/2010 3:21:56 PM PDT by The Klingon
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To: hoagy62

Was that really an out of the closet Mr. Sulu I saw on an ad for Televisions?


15 posted on 03/27/2010 4:09:31 PM PDT by Minn (Here is a realistic picture of the prophet: ----> ([: {()
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To: Minn

I am unaware of the ad you’re referring to. More info?


16 posted on 03/27/2010 5:19:41 PM PDT by hoagy62 (.)
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To: hoagy62
I am unaware of the ad you’re referring to. More info?

I don't recall the brand. But it sure looks like a surprisingly young looking Sulu wearing a lab coat talking about great color.

17 posted on 03/27/2010 5:28:58 PM PDT by Minn (Here is a realistic picture of the prophet: ----> ([: {()
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18 posted on 03/27/2010 8:38:00 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
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To: windcliff
TIBERIUS Cologne for men is difficult to define and impossible to refuse. In any universe.-LOL!
19 posted on 03/28/2010 4:35:07 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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