The first one is called "Ponn Farr". It's a perfume for women "who want to drive their men wild". My question is..given what we know about the ritual of
ponn farr, is a woman only supposed to wear it every 7 years?
The next offerings are both men's fragrances. The first is "Tiberius". Here is what the product description says about it:
"TIBERIUS Cologne for men is a casual yet commanding cologne spiked with freshness and sensuality. Citron, black pepper, and cedar create refreshingly clear top notes, layered over warm vanilla, white musk and sandalwood base notes. TIBERIUS Cologne for men is difficult to define and impossible to refuse. In any universe.
Inspired by legend-take TIBERIUS on your next mission and be transported to new worlds of sensual discovery."
And why would anyone want to smell like William Shatner?
The third offering is called...and I am not making this up..."Red Shirt". Here's what the description of this one states:
"Put yourself in the line of fire.
RED SHIRT Cologne is made for the young, modern man of the galaxy who doesnt hesitate; who revels in being alive today. RED SHIRT Cologne instills confidence, showing the universe your strength, your valor, your devotion to living each day as though it could be your last.
Red Shirt Cologne: Because Tomorrow May Never Come."
Oh I just LOVE the message this one sends..."Wear this cologne and DIE!"
I just thought I'd lighten the mood a bit with this offering. Thoughts?
1 posted on
03/27/2010 2:39:57 PM PDT by
hoagy62
To: hoagy62
Ahhh....to smell like Captain Kirk....Ladies?
2 posted on
03/27/2010 2:41:59 PM PDT by
Dallas59
(President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
To: hoagy62
3 posted on
03/27/2010 2:42:21 PM PDT by
GeronL
(All politicians are POS. Some are just piled higher and smell worse.)
To: hoagy62; Slings and Arrows
4 posted on
03/27/2010 2:42:45 PM PDT by
downwdims
(It does not take a majority to prevail... but rather an irate, tireless minority)
To: hoagy62
The reviews on the Amazon site are a crackup ... I sent this to a Trekker friend. Thanks for posting!
To: hoagy62
One will not be allowed to wear fragrances in the future.
One can not potentially offend the olfactories of any species that may have them.
Nannies in Space
7 posted on
03/27/2010 2:48:17 PM PDT by
libertarian27
(Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
To: hoagy62
My favorite is Rigelian Bloodworm!
8 posted on
03/27/2010 2:48:37 PM PDT by
JimRed
(To water the Tree of Liberty is to excise a cancer before it kills us. TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
To: hoagy62
I don't think the perfume's gonna help...
9 posted on
03/27/2010 2:55:29 PM PDT by
LibFreeOrDie
(Obama promised a gold mine, but will give us the shaft.)
To: hoagy62
Does it make a good mixer with scotch?
10 posted on
03/27/2010 2:55:54 PM PDT by
matt1234
To: hoagy62
Dude, have you seen the girls Jim Kirk pulled? Who wouldn’t want to smell like him?
11 posted on
03/27/2010 2:59:39 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: hoagy62
But what we really want to know is...is Harry Mudd getting one?
12 posted on
03/27/2010 3:00:36 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: hoagy62
Was that really an out of the closet Mr. Sulu I saw on an ad for Televisions?
15 posted on
03/27/2010 4:09:31 PM PDT by
Minn
(Here is a realistic picture of the prophet: ----> ([: {()
18 posted on
03/27/2010 8:38:00 PM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
To: windcliff
TIBERIUS Cologne for men is difficult to define and impossible to refuse. In any universe.-LOL!
19 posted on
03/28/2010 4:35:07 AM PDT by
stylecouncilor
(What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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