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Bank worker saved from fire by divine intervention finds Jesus in his frying pan
dailymail.co.uk ^ | March 11, 2010 | Carol Driver

Posted on 03/11/2010 7:13:20 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY

When Toby Elles fell asleep while cooking a late-night snack, it really was a case of divine intervention that saved his bacon.

The 22-year-old was 'miraculously' woken after an hour as his lounge filled with smoke – and quickly had the revelation that he had left a frying pan on a hob.

While saying his prayers, the bank worker scraped the remains of crispy bacon rashers from the pan, but could not believe the vision that appeared before him - Jesus Christ staring back at him.

The image, burnt into the base of the pan, shows eyes and a nose as well as the distinctive beard and long hair of the son of God.

‘It’s some kind of miracle’, the Halifax Bank cashier from Salford, Lancaster, said.

His culinary efforts may have been burnt to a crisp but Mr Elles said being saved from meeting the man upstairs was well worth it.

He added: ‘I fell asleep cooking some bacon and it had burnt this face on to the pan.

‘If it wasn't for the smoke it could have been a very bad situation, perhaps someone's looking over me.


(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fryingpanjesus; hoax; mockingchristians; napl; pravdamedia

1 posted on 03/11/2010 7:13:20 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

2 posted on 03/11/2010 7:30:46 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

Hallelujah! It’s a miracle! LOL!


3 posted on 03/11/2010 7:33:59 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY (Live Free Or Die)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That looks so fake!


4 posted on 03/11/2010 7:36:24 PM PST by timeflies
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Looks more like Frank Zappa.


5 posted on 03/11/2010 9:26:31 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: ADemocratNoMore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
I really don't think that I can add anything to that headline.


6 posted on 03/11/2010 10:20:43 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Free ThinkerNY
I'm not sure it looks like Jesus...my only Polaroid of Him has faded over the centuries.

OTOH, that face bears a marked resemblance to one I have seen much more recently...


7 posted on 03/11/2010 10:49:44 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (U.S. Citizen since 1946: “Made in the USA, by proud American workers!")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Bless his heart...


8 posted on 03/12/2010 4:03:16 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sniff... sniff... mmm, bacon!


9 posted on 03/12/2010 4:26:42 AM PST by TheOldLady ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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To: JoeProBono

Looter Guy saved him!


10 posted on 03/12/2010 7:53:07 AM PST by BJClinton (0bama is not the anti-christ. Satan wouldn't be such a screw up.)
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To: BJClinton; Roscoe Karns

ping


11 posted on 03/12/2010 8:05:27 AM PST by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

whoa.

12 posted on 03/12/2010 8:15:47 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Is that pan on eBay yet?


13 posted on 03/12/2010 8:17:00 AM PST by Fresh Wind ("...a whip of political correctness strangles their voice"-Vaclav Klaus on GW skeptics)
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To: TheOldLady

Yum, bacon!

[*glances nervously upwards for any lightning bolts homing in on his Jewish @$$*]


14 posted on 03/12/2010 12:57:59 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Yum, bacon!

[*glances nervously upwards for any lightning bolts homing in on his Jewish @$$*]"

ROTFL!!


Slings, you're something else.

15 posted on 03/12/2010 2:32:11 PM PST by Salem (What can men do against such reckless hate? ... Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them!)
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To: Salem

I have to be careful. I’m not sure my health insurance covers dielectric breakdown.


16 posted on 03/12/2010 4:50:46 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Never let a good crisis go to waste. It’s obvious what happened. Ellis probably really did burn his bacon, but when he started scouring it with a Brillo pad, he noticed that it looked like a face, so he just “helped” it a little.


17 posted on 03/12/2010 5:04:24 PM PST by giotto
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