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Bank worker saved from fire by divine intervention finds Jesus in his frying pan
dailymail.co.uk ^
| March 11, 2010
| Carol Driver
Posted on 03/11/2010 7:13:20 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
When Toby Elles fell asleep while cooking a late-night snack, it really was a case of divine intervention that saved his bacon.
The 22-year-old was 'miraculously' woken after an hour as his lounge filled with smoke and quickly had the revelation that he had left a frying pan on a hob.
While saying his prayers, the bank worker scraped the remains of crispy bacon rashers from the pan, but could not believe the vision that appeared before him - Jesus Christ staring back at him.
The image, burnt into the base of the pan, shows eyes and a nose as well as the distinctive beard and long hair of the son of God.
Its some kind of miracle, the Halifax Bank cashier from Salford, Lancaster, said.
His culinary efforts may have been burnt to a crisp but Mr Elles said being saved from meeting the man upstairs was well worth it.
He added: I fell asleep cooking some bacon and it had burnt this face on to the pan.
If it wasn't for the smoke it could have been a very bad situation, perhaps someone's looking over me.

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fryingpanjesus; hoax; mockingchristians; napl; pravdamedia
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
03/11/2010 7:30:46 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
Hallelujah! It’s a miracle! LOL!
To: Free ThinkerNY
4
posted on
03/11/2010 7:36:24 PM PST
by
timeflies
To: Free ThinkerNY
Looks more like Frank Zappa.
5
posted on
03/11/2010 9:26:31 PM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: ADemocratNoMore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
I really don't think that I can add anything to that headline.
6
posted on
03/11/2010 10:20:43 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
To: Slings and Arrows; Free ThinkerNY
I'm not sure it looks like Jesus...my only Polaroid of Him has faded over the centuries.
OTOH, that face bears a marked resemblance to one I have seen much more recently...
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posted on
03/11/2010 10:49:44 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(U.S. Citizen since 1946: “Made in the USA, by proud American workers!")
To: Free ThinkerNY
To: Slings and Arrows
Sniff... sniff... mmm, bacon!
9
posted on
03/12/2010 4:26:42 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
To: JoeProBono
10
posted on
03/12/2010 7:53:07 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(0bama is not the anti-christ. Satan wouldn't be such a screw up.)
To: BJClinton; Roscoe Karns
11
posted on
03/12/2010 8:05:27 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: Free ThinkerNY


whoa.
To: Free ThinkerNY
13
posted on
03/12/2010 8:17:00 AM PST
by
Fresh Wind
("...a whip of political correctness strangles their voice"-Vaclav Klaus on GW skeptics)
To: TheOldLady
Yum, bacon!
[*glances nervously upwards for any lightning bolts homing in on his Jewish @$$*]
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posted on
03/12/2010 12:57:59 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Yum, bacon!
[*glances nervously upwards for any lightning bolts homing in on his Jewish @$$*]"
ROTFL!!

Slings, you're something else.
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posted on
03/12/2010 2:32:11 PM PST
by
Salem
(What can men do against such reckless hate? ... Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them!)
To: Salem
I have to be careful. I’m not sure my health insurance covers dielectric breakdown.
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posted on
03/12/2010 4:50:46 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Never let a good crisis go to waste. It’s obvious what happened. Ellis probably really did burn his bacon, but when he started scouring it with a Brillo pad, he noticed that it looked like a face, so he just “helped” it a little.
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posted on
03/12/2010 5:04:24 PM PST
by
giotto
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