But cats dressed as turtles are OK.
Posted on 03/06/2010 7:57:34 PM PST by robomatik
what are the rules for posting? maybe they should be spelled out. i'm getting a little irritated @ FR. are FReeper's no longer able to speak their minds? is their a thread that could enlighten me to the politically correct manner in which threads/responses should be posted?
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Weak, newbie. Weak.
puff puff give. /sarc> :^)
make sure word wrap is off
He signed up on my 55th b/day and didn't even ask me to.
I read your question wrong - my response was directed at starting a new thread. To clarify, I post a lot here, but am terrified to start a new topic.
Thank you.
Please don’t tell me Cap’n Crunch has gone incognito, with this cereal killer running around...
it's the sam adams in me. :)
Those are too funny. A shame though that these are the kids our education system is turning out.
Anyway...thank you. Your post made my day. :-)
But cats dressed as turtles are OK.
Actually, fried spam with some hot mustard is good. In an unusual twist, you can find the occasional zealot who enjoys sticking cloves in spam and baking it.
Do we not realize what had to happen to entire masses of children who could produce such gems AT THE COLLEGE LEVEL?
World History According to College Students
“History, a record of things left behind by past generations, started in 1815. Thus we should try to view historical times as the behind of the present. This gives incite into the anals of the past.”
“Prehistoricle people spent all day banging rocks together so that they could find something to eat. This was the Stoned Age.”
“Noah’s Ark came to its end near Mt. Arafat. Joan of Ark was famous as Noah’s wife.”
“Greek semen ruled the Agean. We learn about this thanks to Homer’s story about Ulysses Grant and Iliad, the painful wife he left behind.”
“Roman girls who did not marry could become Vestigal Virgins, a group of women who were dedicated to burning the internal flame.”
“Romans persecuted Christians by lionizing them in public stadiums. Among the things that helped Christianity grow was the promise of an eternal afterword.”
“The Right of the First Night let the Lords spend the wedding night with the bride instead of the husband.”
“Without the discovery of the flying buttock it would have been an impossible job to build the Gothic Cathedral.”
•Cesar was assassinated on the Yikes of March when he is reported to have said, “Me too, Brutus!”
•Stalin, Roosevelt, Churchill, and Truman were known as the “Big Three”
•Rasputin was a pheasant by birth
•Judyism had one big God named Yahoo
•Westward expansion ended at Custard’s Last Stand
•Marie Curie won the Noel Prize for inventing the radiator
•The Civil Rights movement turned the corner with Martin Luther Junior’s famous “If I Had a Hammer” speech
From “Non Campus Mentis: World History According to College Students, compiled and edited by “Professor” Anders Henriksson.
"I enjoy its salty goodness just before an evening of lovemaking near the fjords"
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So I guess you’re telling me I need a sense of humor. I thought I made a few funny (alright, mildly amusing) comments today. Alright, dry - I have a dry sense of humor. Arid, like the desert.
yeah. that's going into my memory closet! uhh! wait! :^) hey, it's late, i've had a few beers, and your spell-check is malfunctioning, so hey. cheers!
“Never piss off Jim Thompson.”
“you mean jim ROBINSON?”
No, I mean Jim T-H-O-M-P-S-O-N.
...you obviously aren’t in on the “Jim Thompson” joke. Search FR for “Jim Thompson” threads and you’ll figure it out. It was a running gag for a while.
please read the blah blah blah blah FReepage. i have. it’s been many years. how is a picture of a lemur, or chimp, as offensive as obama? enough of political correctness! be done with it.
Sadly enough, that was all that was left
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