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Smoking killed me': Pensioner issues final warning... on the back of his funeral hearse.
Daily mail ^ | 2nd March 2010 | Daily mail

Posted on 03/02/2010 7:24:10 PM PST by GSP.FAN

Smoker: Albert 'Dick' Whittamore

He died aged 85 on February 16 in William Harvey Hospital in Ashford following a heart attack and was buried today.

He blamed his ill health on his addiction to tobacco in his youth.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: health; heartattack; oldage; smoking
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1 posted on 03/02/2010 7:24:10 PM PST by GSP.FAN
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To: GSP.FAN

Huh 85, well it took a really long time to do it.


2 posted on 03/02/2010 7:26:14 PM PST by svcw (If you are going to quote the Bible know what you are quoting.)
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To: GSP.FAN

So....if he didn’t smoke he’d have made it to age 86?


3 posted on 03/02/2010 7:26:15 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: GSP.FAN

I guess he wanted to live forever.


4 posted on 03/02/2010 7:27:22 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (ObamaCare - Another DemocRAT "jobs" program doomed to fail.)
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To: GSP.FAN

Is this from the Onion? How long did he expect to live? Maybe he had Alzheimers and thought he was 36? RIP


5 posted on 03/02/2010 7:28:45 PM PST by Gapplega
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Message to Barry O...........Keep on smokin’!


6 posted on 03/02/2010 7:30:28 PM PST by outhousepatrol
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To: Gapplega

No hearse chasers?


7 posted on 03/02/2010 7:31:39 PM PST by Leo Carpathian (fffffFRrrreeeeepppeeee-ssed!)
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To: GSP.FAN

Average life span in the U.S.A. and probably in the U.K. for men is age 78 give or take a year or two. This is taking in consideration all life style health risks....

Silly idea that we will all live until age 100.


8 posted on 03/02/2010 7:33:52 PM PST by ICCtheWay
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To: GSP.FAN

RIP.


9 posted on 03/02/2010 7:35:42 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: Leo Carpathian

the hearse is ugly and 85 is old enough that smoking didn’t kill you......and by the way, you could have quit smoking anytime, no one forced a cigarette into your mouth.....if you’re not in control of your own actions, how can you claim that someone else is responsible for the consequences???


10 posted on 03/02/2010 7:35:48 PM PST by terycarl (4)
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To: GSP.FAN

3 of my grandparents smoked or chewed into their 90’s. My 4th grandparent died before he was 50 and didn’t smoke. I don’t smoke and don’t know what my future holds.


11 posted on 03/02/2010 7:37:55 PM PST by umgud (I couldn't understand why the ball kept getting bigger......... then it hit me.)
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To: svcw
I think this is a deliberate joke. How many nonsmokers make it to 85? Not as many as you would think. 85 is old. People who are 85 know that they are old and that they beat the odds just by being 85. He decided that he would have this on his hearse when he was younger than 85. He died of a heart attack. If every smoker who gave up smoking when they where in their 30’s or forties where told that they could live in relatively good health to the age of 85 and then they are on their own, most would jump at the chance to continue smoking.
12 posted on 03/02/2010 7:41:09 PM PST by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: GSP.FAN

Cut down in the prime of his life...at 85.

If he hadn’t smoked, he might have lived another.......2 or 3 years....


13 posted on 03/02/2010 7:43:20 PM PST by Tzimisce (No thanks. We have enough government already. - The Tick)
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To: DJ MacWoW

Probably would have died from beer and fat intake at a much younger age!


14 posted on 03/02/2010 7:53:37 PM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: umgud

My grandfather fought in the first world war smoked two packs of Sweet Afton cigs nonfiltered,fingers dark brown..
Lived till 82 fathered 16 kids,in a 2 bedroomed house.
Nobody knows what the future holds,just enjoy what you got..


15 posted on 03/02/2010 7:54:40 PM PST by GSP.FAN (These are the times that try men's souls.)
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To: umgud

I don’t smoke either. All of my parents and grandparents smoked. I have outlived my folks, but not my grandparents. Go figure!


16 posted on 03/02/2010 7:55:36 PM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: GSP.FAN

I actually heard a conversation once, of a middle aged man confronted by a “healthy lifestyle” true believer.

After hearing his pitch for copious exercise, self-denial, unpleasant food and not enough of it, teetotalism, and even to refrain from too much sex, the middle aged man bluntly informed the health nut of the following:

“The men and women from both sides of my family eat what they want, drink what they want, smoke or don’t, never exercise unless they are working, and we all either get killed young of accidents or gunfire, or only die after the age of 100.”

And the health nut enthusiastically chirped in that if they had made themselves miserable with mortification of the flesh their entire lives, they might have lived another five years!

The light was on, but nobody was home.

I think the health nut died while jogging, and the middle aged guy is now in his 70s. His best advice was “Avoid doctors unless you have broken something.”


17 posted on 03/02/2010 7:57:50 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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Wow! So maybe if I take-up smoking again I’ll make it to age 85!!!


18 posted on 03/02/2010 8:43:38 PM PST by VeniVidiVici ("Bring out yer dead! Bring out your dead!" - Cries of a Navy Corpseman)
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To: GSP.FAN

one word: Polonium


19 posted on 03/02/2010 8:48:12 PM PST by cqnc (Don't Blame ME, I voted for the American!)
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To: GSP.FAN

Not only did smoking cut him down in the prime of life, it had severely diminished his sex life.


20 posted on 03/02/2010 9:05:11 PM PST by tlb
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