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Breaking: Megan Fox is a MAN!
Weekly World News ^

Posted on 02/21/2010 9:19:23 PM PST by TruthHound

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.


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To: papasmurf

Damn lucky


81 posted on 02/21/2010 10:14:55 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: goseminoles

LOL


82 posted on 02/21/2010 10:15:16 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Gator113
Don't come out unless you have something fabulous to wear!  LOL
 
 
 
 

83 posted on 02/21/2010 10:17:33 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: patriot08

No way. She’s a she. Now there is someone I am unsure about. I say the stripper is a woman. A female friend of mine swears she is a tranny. There is a full nudity version of the stripper but being a family site, you have to find that one on your own. Even nude, though, we are in disagreement:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSixKTLULSE

parsy, who says HIM has several versions ALL of them KA, including the Evil Queen one!


84 posted on 02/21/2010 10:18:54 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: Vendome

I’m trying really hard to remember, but I think that may be the first time anyone has ever called me that.

(I mean, when I learned all those show tunes, theater was still a great way to meet hot chicks.)


85 posted on 02/21/2010 10:23:27 PM PST by shibumi (Health and well being for S. and L. - in Jesus name we pray!)
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To: shibumi

I can sympathize dude. I am the only straight guy in the world who likes Gilbert and Sullivan. BUT, I keep that to myself. No one understands.

parsy, who knows you will keep this between us


86 posted on 02/21/2010 10:25:54 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: parsifal

You’re not alone.

With catlike tread...


87 posted on 02/21/2010 10:26:48 PM PST by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: parsifal

All five, I think, would be appropriate. Damn it, man, it’s for science!


88 posted on 02/21/2010 10:31:06 PM PST by ReignOfError
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To: parsifal
G&S was good, but I really liked Newley. Especially "Roar", "Stop the world" and the film - you know the one...



(I mean, really! Collins and Kreski at the same time?!?!?)

89 posted on 02/21/2010 10:33:28 PM PST by shibumi (Health and well being for S. and L. - in Jesus name we pray!)
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To: william clark

Good to know. I even like operetta, but I am not sure I would like to be the man they’re after:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZiSGqx4oVU

parsy, who got sick at sea once, on a ferry between Port Au Basques and somewhere in Canada


90 posted on 02/21/2010 10:33:54 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: calex59

“What a bunch of BS. Anyone who believes this is nuts. No adams apple is the clincher on this.”

Hey, Dennis Kucinich doesn’t have an Adam’s ap—

hmmmmm.


91 posted on 02/21/2010 10:34:22 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (Gone Galt and loving it)
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To: TruthHound
Please put me on the ping list for any upcoming "CZJ is a Man" threads.
92 posted on 02/21/2010 10:34:34 PM PST by Hoodat (For the weapons of our warfare are mighty in God for pulling down strongholds.)
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To: max americana

Ah George Clooney plays for the other team in case you did not know. gaydar gaydar..


93 posted on 02/21/2010 10:35:37 PM PST by Frantzie (TV - sending Americans towards Islamic serfdom - Cancel TV service NOW)
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To: shibumi

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!


94 posted on 02/21/2010 10:36:38 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: shibumi

Salamander simply doesn’t care, in the first, second *or* third person form.


95 posted on 02/21/2010 10:37:24 PM PST by Salamander (....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
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To: shibumi

I must have missed it. Here’s another dancer I am unsure of. Found this while looking for the Cagney-Ruby Keeler one. Man or Woman?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raOa51TKFX8

parsy, who used to sing The Mountie Song to his kid when she was little


96 posted on 02/21/2010 10:38:41 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: TruthHound

What would we do without the Weekly World News?


97 posted on 02/21/2010 10:40:29 PM PST by smokingfrog (You can't ignore your boss and expect to keep your job... WWW.filipthishouse2010.com)
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To: shibumi

How do you think *I* feel?

The only ‘hot chicks’ I ever cared about were living in incubators in the basement.


98 posted on 02/21/2010 10:41:08 PM PST by Salamander (....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
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To: Vendome

LMAO....


99 posted on 02/21/2010 10:46:14 PM PST by Gator113 (Obama is America's First FAILED "light skinned African American [Pres-dent] with no Negro dialect..")
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To: parsifal
"Man or Woman?:"

Possibly.
100 posted on 02/21/2010 10:47:51 PM PST by shibumi (Health and well being for S. and L. - in Jesus name we pray!)
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