Don't come out unless you have something fabulous to wear! LOL
Posted on 02/21/2010 9:19:23 PM PST by TruthHound
LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.
When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”
At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.
However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.
Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.
As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.
Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.
Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.
The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.
Damn lucky
LOL
No way. She’s a she. Now there is someone I am unsure about. I say the stripper is a woman. A female friend of mine swears she is a tranny. There is a full nudity version of the stripper but being a family site, you have to find that one on your own. Even nude, though, we are in disagreement:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSixKTLULSE
parsy, who says HIM has several versions ALL of them KA, including the Evil Queen one!
I’m trying really hard to remember, but I think that may be the first time anyone has ever called me that.
(I mean, when I learned all those show tunes, theater was still a great way to meet hot chicks.)
I can sympathize dude. I am the only straight guy in the world who likes Gilbert and Sullivan. BUT, I keep that to myself. No one understands.
parsy, who knows you will keep this between us
You’re not alone.
With catlike tread...
All five, I think, would be appropriate. Damn it, man, it’s for science!
(I mean, really! Collins and Kreski at the same time?!?!?)
Good to know. I even like operetta, but I am not sure I would like to be the man they’re after:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZiSGqx4oVU
parsy, who got sick at sea once, on a ferry between Port Au Basques and somewhere in Canada
“What a bunch of BS. Anyone who believes this is nuts. No adams apple is the clincher on this.”
Hey, Dennis Kucinich doesn’t have an Adam’s ap—
hmmmmm.
Ah George Clooney plays for the other team in case you did not know. gaydar gaydar..
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Salamander simply doesn’t care, in the first, second *or* third person form.
I must have missed it. Here’s another dancer I am unsure of. Found this while looking for the Cagney-Ruby Keeler one. Man or Woman?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raOa51TKFX8
parsy, who used to sing The Mountie Song to his kid when she was little
What would we do without the Weekly World News?
How do you think *I* feel?
The only ‘hot chicks’ I ever cared about were living in incubators in the basement.
LMAO....
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