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Breaking: Megan Fox is a MAN!
Weekly World News ^
Posted on 02/21/2010 9:19:23 PM PST by TruthHound
LOS ANGELES, CA The internet has been abuzz since this Sundays Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.
When interviewed on the red carpet, she said I look like Alan Alda in drag. Im a tranny. Im a man.
At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.
However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: shes really a man.
Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and womens clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not cure him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called Megan Fox. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.
As a sweet 16 present, Foxs parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their childs career, theyd hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.
Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.
Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayeks figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Foxs chest.
The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.
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To: o-n-money
No worries.
She's as girly as a girl gets. (I hope the tattoos were fake, though.)
To: parsifal
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! and a few expletives, cuz that is just plain funny!!!!!!
62
posted on
02/21/2010 9:53:25 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Falconspeed
No, this can't be true. I'll just have to wait til it's on the news. Like, officially...
Nooooo! she's so beautiful! why??????? It can't be true!
It's very brave to admit that she's a man. Thank god that I didn't like her.
63
posted on
02/21/2010 9:54:46 PM PST
by
Falconspeed
("Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others." Robert Louis Stevenson (1850-94))
To: parsifal
No way.
parsy, who has a 6th sense about such thingsIn this case, I think five are sufficient. Just one, really, but I need to corroborate my findings.
To: NoRedTape
Nope, tattoos are real, as is the complete lack of gray matter between her ears. Even if if she never offered an opinion... ever again... she'd still be less than amazing because she thought she needed further decoration.
65
posted on
02/21/2010 9:55:38 PM PST
by
TheZMan
(Just secede and get it over with. No love lost on either side. Cya.)
To: TheZMan
66
posted on
02/21/2010 9:56:31 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: TruthHound
Don’t be crushed. That’s a female spine, not male.
67
posted on
02/21/2010 9:56:44 PM PST
by
papasmurf
(sudo apt-get install U-S-Constitution)
To: Vendome
Oh sure, same here lol. Point remains.
68
posted on
02/21/2010 9:57:26 PM PST
by
TheZMan
(Just secede and get it over with. No love lost on either side. Cya.)
To: papasmurf
69
posted on
02/21/2010 9:57:32 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Vendome
Thx! It may have gone over a few heads.
parsy, who bets the long form will never be produced
70
posted on
02/21/2010 9:58:19 PM PST
by
parsifal
(Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
To: Vendome; Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Markos33; JoeProBono; GSP.FAN; Sarah-bot; wizard1961; ...
"hope this thread grows. boring night.
I'm trying my best, calling for help.....
71
posted on
02/21/2010 10:00:07 PM PST
by
shibumi
(Health and well being for S. and L. - in Jesus name we pray!)
To: ReignOfError
I ain’t even going to ask which “sense’
parsy, who is rated PG
72
posted on
02/21/2010 10:00:44 PM PST
by
parsifal
(Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
To: Vendome
I was so bored I was going to post about president poop but decided not to.
To: Vendome
Her “curvature” looks just like my wife’s. I’m a lucky man. :)
74
posted on
02/21/2010 10:02:37 PM PST
by
papasmurf
(sudo apt-get install U-S-Constitution)
To: NoRedTape
Wait until my wife finds out I’m gay....
75
posted on
02/21/2010 10:05:50 PM PST
by
Gator113
(Obama is America's First FAILED "light skinned African American [Pres-dent] with no Negro dialect..")
To: All
76
posted on
02/21/2010 10:06:18 PM PST
by
patriot08
(TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
To: parsifal
Nope. not ever. a guy can dream but reality meets MIB’s.
77
posted on
02/21/2010 10:06:24 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: parsifal; Salamander
I would have pinged you to #71, but you were already here.
(Or perhaps it was just your third person image of yourself. I get confused, but then I think you do too - both of you.)
78
posted on
02/21/2010 10:07:42 PM PST
by
shibumi
(Health and well being for S. and L. - in Jesus name we pray!)
To: shibumi
No problem. “We” couldn’t wait to get on this one.
parsy, who is confused sometimes
79
posted on
02/21/2010 10:10:36 PM PST
by
parsifal
(Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
To: shibumi; Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Markos33; JoeProBono; GSP.FAN; Sarah-bot; wizard1961
80
posted on
02/21/2010 10:14:31 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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