Breaking: Megan Fox is a MAN!

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[TruthHound]

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.

[NoRedTape]

No worries.
She's as girly as a girl gets. (I hope the tattoos were fake, though.)

[Vendome]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! and a few expletives, cuz that is just plain funny!!!!!!

[Falconspeed]

No, this can't be true. I'll just have to wait til it's on the news. Like, officially...

Nooooo! she's so beautiful! why??????? It can't be true!

It's very brave to admit that she's a man. Thank god that I didn't like her.

[ReignOfError]

No way.

parsy, who has a 6th sense about such things

In this case, I think five are sufficient. Just one, really, but I need to corroborate my findings.

[TheZMan]

Nope, tattoos are real, as is the complete lack of gray matter between her ears. Even if if she never offered an opinion... ever again... she'd still be less than amazing because she thought she needed further decoration.

[Vendome]

I am okay with that

[papasmurf]

Don’t be crushed. That’s a female spine, not male.

[TheZMan]

Oh sure, same here lol. Point remains.

[Vendome]

I’d like to pet it?

[parsifal]

Thx! It may have gone over a few heads.

parsy, who bets the long form will never be produced

[shibumi]

"hope this thread grows. boring night.

I'm trying my best, calling for help.....

[parsifal]

I ain’t even going to ask which “sense’

parsy, who is rated PG

[goseminoles]

I was so bored I was going to post about president poop but decided not to.

[papasmurf]

Her “curvature” looks just like my wife’s. I’m a lucky man. :)

[Gator113]

Wait until my wife finds out I’m gay....

[patriot08]

Guess it’s true.

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=megan+fox+is+a+man&b=&fr=ie8

[Vendome]

Nope. not ever. a guy can dream but reality meets MIB’s.

[shibumi]

I would have pinged you to #71, but you were already here.

(Or perhaps it was just your third person image of yourself. I get confused, but then I think you do too - both of you.)

[parsifal]

No problem. “We” couldn’t wait to get on this one.

parsy, who is confused sometimes

[Vendome]