He's a pretty fair judge of the female sex.
What do you think, Laz...
Hit, or no hit?
Posted on 02/21/2010 9:19:23 PM PST by TruthHound
LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.
When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”
At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.
However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.
Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.
As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.
Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.
Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.
The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.
Just a courtesy ping to let you know your thread has been officially hijacked.
You’re crushed? Get in line.
However, if Megan gets a Selma Hayek figure, I think we can live with it. As long as he/she shaves properly.
Hayek is one of the most sensual women alive. A true beauty in every aspect.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!
Hijack a man’s thread, and you may not find a man, anymore.
Don’t start this line of hoping. I mean, you’ll have Chrissy Matthews coming out of the closet; Keith Olbermann going into it (hopefully forever), Rahm Emanuel showing off his new ballet tutu/slippers, Cooper Anderson wearing an oversized teabag, and Joe Biden getting a blonde wig.
Barney Frank - just the thought of him makes me barf.
Now, if Michele comes out as Michael, then we have something. Could have a movie “Michele/Michael” - the true story of the first ladyman.
Sorry Ed Wood, I just couldn’t resist.
Conrad Brooks - thanks for the laughs.
So am I! And I have Glen Beck’s speech at cpac going on in the background - how am I gonna make it through with all this? LOLOLOL!
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/4881432
Me neither. Don't know, don't care, not even a glimmer of interest. I figure IT is a libturd dumbass socialist anyway, just because IT seems to be generating a mild degree of interest among HellyWood pundits & media, of which I also don't care. Drop all these pigs off in Cuba or Noth Korea as far as I am concerned.
Connie Kreski, one of the most beautiful and sensual women to grace Playboy.
Joan Collins is still beautiful after all these years, and she signs autographs. She signed my photo of her and William Shatner in “City on the Edge of Forever”. Eat your hearts out.
Also signed a Star Trek In Motion Card. She’s hot and a good comedic actress.
Not to worry. Next week they’ll claim “he’s” pregnant.
He's a pretty fair judge of the female sex.
What do you think, Laz...
Hit, or no hit?
Is this who you are talking about? I was concentrating on the music and never noticed her before now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYxxgvA8rlM
parsy, who was trying to get the guitar chords and lyrics....
Wu0ops...thought that was another name used by Kelly; Ok...still ask’n
Ok, double entendre or pun either way I could b…, does that mean I have to listen to PSAs explaining how being gay is gay enough.
According to http://www.meganfox.net/ fantasy site; it’s a girl. However, the first few pics I saw seemed clear; then looking at a more few photos, I would not put my money on it…
I don’t know, if Mr. Rogers was an ex-navy SEAL. . .
parsy, who says, naw, she’s a girl. . .
You may have no option left except for the "feel" test.
In your dreams!
“…for the “feel” test.”
I am up for the task and pleasure to feel, county, and God…I, I mean, the cause, country and God; although not in that order…MI5, 6 got it all wrong, James West got the girl long before 7.
LOL. I had forgotten that. Hilarious.
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