Posted on 02/12/2010 10:16:47 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
"Sexy" is a relative term -- one man's baby-makin' music might be his woman's soundtrack for a snoozefest. But there's nothing subjective about this list. These are, literally, the 50 most popular songs about sex ever, as based on each song's performance on the Billboard Hot 100 chart (from August 4, 1958 -- the inception of the Hot 100 chart -- through the Jan. 16, 2010 issue). Some songs are steamy slow-jams, some are hi-octane arena-rockers, but what they all have in common (and what got them on this list) is that the subject matter of each song is directly related to sex, in some way. No more, no less. Got it? Now let's knock some boots.
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Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game”. Hands down. And the video ain’t bad either.
“Love Me Like a Reptile” by Motorhead should be on the list.
1. Lets Get It On - Marvin Gaye
2. Moments in Love - Art of Noise
3. Sex Me - R. Kelly
4. Too Close - Next
5. Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye
6. Fever - Peggy Lee (or Elvis, for the ladies!)
7. Anywhere - 112
8. I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd
9. Your Body Is A Wonderland - John Mayer
10. Nice and Slow - Usher
11. Bolero - (classical)
No “Whole Lotta Love” by Led Zeppelin, but they include Def Leppard, Cyndi Lauper and Peter Gabriel?
I didn’t see any songs by Barry White. This list can’t be complete without something by him.
....who makes these lists?
What do you expect from a bunch of liberal douches?
“My Baby is a Seafood Platter” and “Tequila makes my clothes fall off” by Rusty McHugh
When I was a teeny bopper (and this will date me), my friends and I used to swoon over “Wild Thing”.
When I was a teeny bopper (and this will date me), my friends and I used to swoon over “Wild Thing”.
12 min of a repetitive synthesized hook, plus about 30 seconds inserted randomly in the middle of what I can only describe as a manatee trying to mate with a cat... NOT really good for love-making, unless your significant other has a good sense of humor.
This list is not complete without Jimmy Buffett's "Why Don't We Get Drunk"...
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey, I don't think that's true
So why don't we get drunk and scr*w
Two live Crew Me so Horny.Or Something a little less vulger. Reasons by Earth Wind And Fire.
Ahh...somehow Lemmy and romance do not exactly go together. He was in Hawkwind (hippie band) where that weird hippie chick Stacia who used to strip and dance during their shows.
Brian Ferry - Don’t Stop the Dance or that whole album.
ping 4 later
Which one? Tone Loc or the old one?
Where the hell is Paradise by the dashboard light?
“Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and your Buns in Bed” by Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys. Gets the feminazis pissed off as well.
Sex (I’m a) - Berlin
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