[KeyLargo]

[KoRn]

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[Young Werther]

Bean there! Dung that!

[Ditter]

I hate when that happens!

[Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus]

Insert your own “blowing it up” joke here.

[csvset]

"splattered"

How about shattered?

[Safetgiver]

Weel, just shiite.

[downtownconservative]

It’s a “suit suit”, no?

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

“personal and pecuniary nature.”

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Gordon Pym]

The dangers of Mexican food

[verity]

Seems as though someone stole your chili recipe. :-)

[mikrofon]

Soon to come to the big screen as-

NO SNAKES ON A TRAIN

[hondact200]

pecuniary is defined as consisting of or measured in money. her suit was soiled by the toilet exploding. You know how the legal profession works Legalese for the simplest terms. basically the woman wants some cash for the personal embarassment of a toileting having done its job on her person and clothing. dry cleaning is expensive, but think she did want to wer a pantsuit that was covered in fecal matter

[JRios1968]

What a crappy ride

[az.b1bbomberfxr]

IED?...Improvised Explodable Dung

[fieldmarshaldj]

Um... *ping*

[metmom]

This isn’t the first case of something like this that I heard, but nobody got sued.

[Jay W]

Those train toilets tend to freeze up during the winter months.

The railroad has to, or should have, signs telling you to close the lid before flushing. The reason being just so that the stuff in the bowl doesn’t go flying out. Your best bet, though, is simply not flushing them.

If the railroad has the signs to close lid before flushing, then they’ve got a reasonable defense against any law suit, though no telling what a jury will decide.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

This is almost as good as the woman using an outside privy with rotten wood that broke propelling her into “the accumulation below.” She had to be helped out of the pit with a ladder. An actual law case.

[paulycy]

How did it explode? Maybe she was trying to light up when....

[RichInOC]

“Greg, what is the worst fraternity on campus?”