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Humor: The Seabee & the Taliban
LXForums ^ | 1/27/10 | MikeEast

Posted on 01/27/2010 10:03:23 AM PST by jimt

A U.S. Marine recon squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an US Navy Seabee in a similar but less serious state. The Seabee was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured petty officer what had happened.

The Seabee reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy was a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who didn't know how to drive.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; joke; taliban
I love it !
1 posted on 01/27/2010 10:03:24 AM PST by jimt
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To: jimt

Cute, but would you actually find any Taliban around Fallujah?


2 posted on 01/27/2010 10:15:23 AM PST by lowtaxsmallgov (Low Taxes Small Government - we can do it! Scott Brown - WE DID IT!!!)
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To: jimt

Iraq - Taliban? Good joke (a keeper). LOL


3 posted on 01/27/2010 10:18:45 AM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
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To: jimt
Go Seabees! (Although this could have been any branch of the service, I always enjoy seeing the mention.)

Steel Worker 2nd class (SW2) Jim Scanlan

4 posted on 01/27/2010 10:22:30 AM PST by scan59 (Markets always regulate better than government can.)
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To: lowtaxsmallgov

Perhaps not in Fallujah, but certainly in major American cities.


5 posted on 01/27/2010 10:27:24 AM PST by 353FMG (Save the Planet -- Eliminate Socialism)
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To: jimt

Go Bees!

BUC(SCW) Ret.


6 posted on 01/27/2010 10:32:11 AM PST by Greenpees (Coulda Shoulda Woulda)
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To: jimt

Good one!


7 posted on 01/27/2010 10:56:32 AM PST by Sergio (If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound?)
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