State Of The Union DRINKING GAME! (for 18 and older)

01-26-10 | OrangeHoof

[OrangeHoof]

This should be easy. Imbibe your favorite adult beverage during the President's State Of The Union Address whenever one of the following events happen:

1) Obama uses the word "inherited".
2) Obama alludes to the "last eight years" to deflect blame from failed policies.
3) Obama alludes to the Bush Administration to deflect blame from failed policies.
4) Obama takes credit for something that hasn't really improved while he's in office, such as double-digit unemployment.
5) Obama takes credit for something that he had nothing to do with, such as stopping terrorism.
6) Obama blames Republicans for legislative failures that could have easily been won if his own party had held together.

[napscoordinator]

Great idea but let’s make it 21 and above so we don’t look like we condone breaking the law.

[dearolddad]

You might want to add “unprecedented and unexpected" to your list.

[TornadoAlley3]

I am gonna light me up one of them cigars if anyone yells You Lie!

[TornadoAlley3]

“middle class”

[castlegreyskull]

What if he started saying 9 years? He hasn’t yet, but he should be.

[castlegreyskull]

You wouldn’t be able to fill your glass fast enough if you played the game this way.

[flaglady47]

Geez, I’m drunk already just reading your list.

[paulycy]

Some variation of "turned the corner" or "pivot" or "new direction" because he may just start blowing sunshine out of his skirt.

[ErnBatavia]

...and wear this:

[Doc Savage]

Climb into bed and then you can just pass out after 30 seconds!

[The Wizard]

1 question only: why would you watch this....don’t you have any DVD’s to rewind

[CalvaryJohn]

“There are those who”

[HalfFull]

“tax credit”
“help by giving...”
“the poor”
“the rich”
“the middle class”

and if you really want to get bombed...

“I”

[AFreeBird]

Just to simplify things, why don't you just make it when he says "I".

We ought to be pretty plastered 5 minutes in.

[TalonDJ]

Keep it simple. Every time he says ‘I’. I guarantee you will be wasted.

[stboz]

May it be suggested that the personal pronoun “I” be excluded from coverage lest we have a nationwide drunkfest?

[TOTUS]

Is there a pool for how many times he looks at one teleprompter to another?

[Arrowhead1952]

Many folks will already get sauced just knowing he is going to lecture us again.

Both hands raised here....

[Charles Henrickson]

"Let me be clear"
"Uh . . ."
"I LIE!"

[Shimmer1]

Nodding. Yes, you have a point