Posted on 01/18/2010 7:04:04 PM PST by rbosque
(ChattahBox)—The head Voodoo priest of Haiti is sickened by the desecration of dead bodies, as they are unceremoniously collected off of the city streets and hurled into mass graves. In a nation where many people practice Voodoo, the supernatural prospect of Zombies rising from the mass graves to prey on the living, is a real fear. Since a powerful earthquake flattened the poor Caribbean nation of Haiti into mounds of rubble on Tuesday, the shocked survivors have roamed the streets littered with rotting corpses and the overwhelming stench of death. In a nation without an infrastructure during the best of times, the earthquake has not only destroyed most of the buildings in the capital city, and killed tens of thousands of people; it also wiped out what little government existed. Haitian President Rene Preval is homeless and has taken up residence at the police station. More at http://chattahbox.com/world/2010/01/17/head-voodoo-priest-protests-haitis-mass-burials-fear-of-zombies/
“I’d hit it!”
~ Bill Clinton
(don’t tell hildabeast!)
Seems it would be much more sanitary to cremate the bodies.
You aren’t supposed to burn a zombie?
How about “The Clintons” vs the Zombies?
I didn’t know Ann Colter worked at Hooters?
Ducks
Ouch
BRAINS!!!
All you guys are funny! :-)
Me too, I feel so sorry for these poor people.
Also, not to be flippant nor disrespectful but can you
imagine the kids on Halloween, dressed as zombies,
scaring the bejabbers out of all the adults.
What’s Your Zombie Contingency Plan? 11 Practical Strategies
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2229817/posts
name the movie this quote comes from: “when there’s no more room in hell , the dead will walk the earth”.
Direct link at:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-your-zombie-contingency-plan-11-practical-strategies/
I’ll never look at Hooters girls the same way again.
George Romero’s “Dawn of the Dead”
Dawn of the Dead!
The movie stars Barack Ozombie in the lead role.
Leni
She said to me, “Which witch doctor did you see?
Which witch doc did you see?
It couldn’t be the one that I saw,
‘Cause this is what he said to me,
He said: “Oh, ring, ding, ringalingadingydang,
Ringalingadingydang dew,
Ring, ding, ringalingadingydang keeps him from loving you.”
I put my arms around her, never thought she would resist.
But when I tried to kiss her, she just wouldn’t be kissed.
First she bit me, and then she hit me right in my eye with her fist.
She said to me, “Which witch doctor did you see?
Which witch doc did you see?
He couldn’t be the one that I saw,
‘Cause this is what he said to me,
He said: “Oh, ring, ding, ringalingadingydang,
Ringalingadingydang dew,
Ring, ding, ringalingadingydang keeps him from loving you.”
I went back to Timbuktu; I knew just what to do.
I punched that old witch doctor right in his big voodoo.
When I got him, I sure did swat him, and then when I was all through,
He said to me,”which witch doctor did you see? I’m sure it wasn’t me.
I couldn’t be the one that you saw, ‘cause I give a guarantee
With my yep, yep, diddlewiddledeedah, diddlewiddledeedah dew,
Yep, yep, diddlewiddledeedah, I’ll find a girl for you.
With my yep, yep, diddlewiddledeedah, diddlewiddledeedah dew,
Yep, yep, diddlewiddledeedah, I’ll find a girl for you.”
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