Posted on 01/17/2010 9:42:18 PM PST by mnehring
Reports from inside the crumbling Scott Brown campaign indicate a scandal from which it may be too late to recover. We at the Mega Independent are proud to do our part for unbiased patriotic justice and uncover this, potentially just in time to save our Republic.
We have an unverified report that Scott Brown once drank orange juice from the bottle and then put it back in the fridge.
You read that right. Your eyes aren't deceiving you. This man, Scott Brown, who has made it all the way to the edge of a Special Senate Election seat, once drank orange juice from the bottle and then put it back in the fridge. Yup. If this report is true, then he put his lips directly on the bottle itself and then drank and drank and drank. And drank. Then he recapped it and put it back inside like nothing had happened.
What does this tell you about Scott Brown, Massachusetts? That was his family's orange juice. And he just lifted it right there out of the fridge and didn't even bother getting himself a glass. He just took the cap right off and then gulped down a giant swig, all for his selfish self. He enjoyed it, too. Got the Vitamin C and everything.
And his campaign's futile explanation for this dirty dealing? "Uh, I dunno. It was the middle of the night, it was dark and he was probably thirsty."
Dark and he was thirsty. Uh-huh.
No lights in the kitchen at the Brown Estate? The fridge itself doesn't have a light inside it that comes on when you open the door? Well, that would certainly be a first. A fridge without a light inside it. Unless the fridge was made in 1820. Ha! Too bad they didn't make fridges in 1820, Scott Brown.
The lies, deception and dirty tricks from the Brown campaign never cease to confound. Doesn't he know that he has germs? Germs which he could pass on to his wife, in this the Swine Flu Age?
And to his children? What about the children? Why doesn't Scott Brown care about children? If wantonly and surreptitiously spreading filth and disease is the kind of thing he does to his own defenseless children, causing them to potentially require costly healthcare, what will he do to your children and your healthcare?
Think of America as the refigerator, and Teddy Kennedy's Senate seat as the shelf. Scott Brown wants to just rip that cap right off of the "bottle" (Congress) and drink up all of the "juice" (legislation) all for himself. Maybe then he'll put it back in the "fridge" (the Capitol Building) or maybe he won't. But by then, everything will have already been contaminated by his "germs" (Republicans).
Let's not give him the chance, Massachusetts. Vote Martha Coakley before we find out what other monsters are hiding in Scott Brown's closet. If he wins on Tuesday, then by Wednesday, it will be too late.
The cap will already be off the juice.
OOPS, I meant if you have any DEMOCRAT friends there.
Obviously don’t tell your Republican friends that.
Orange you clever....
Ahhhh, but does the light go out when closing the door? THAT is the real mystery .... :)
Some Facts About Coakley (in no particular order). She:
1. Used her power to keep and innocent man in prison (Gerald Amirault) 2. Did not prosecute a pedophile priest (Geoghan) 3. Gave a corrupt, bribe-taking politician immunity (Wilkerson) 4. Allowed a child-rapist to go free because he was a union rep helping her campaign (Winfield) 5. Thinks there are no more terrorists in Afghanistan
6. Said “We need to get taxes up” in a debate in November 7. Was given an A rating by ACORN 8. Prosecuted a father who punched an illegal immigrant for touching his 4-year-old son in a supermarket bathroom stall 9. During the primary was against the healthcare bill, because it restricted abortion rights, but is now for the bill (which has not been finalized, so she doesn’t even know what’s in it) 10. Used $130,000 in state funds to fund her federal political campaign (reported in Boston Magazine)
11. Claimed that she and her husband had “no assets over $1000” on her financial statement 12. Misspelled Massachusetts in an ad (she probably didn’t create it, but would have checked it) 13. Flew to DC for her fundraiser; the host committee for which was composed of federal lobbyists, the leading drug companies, and the leading health insurance companies. Each has raised $10,000 or more for Coakley. 14. Used an image of the World Trade Center in an attack ad 15. Used a copyrighted slogan/image in an ad (UPS) 16. Thinks standing in front of Fenway shaking hands with voters would be a waste of her time 17. Took “time off” from campaigning after winning the primary 18. Is not supported by the police unions: Local 911, New England Police Benevolent Association, and Local 504, International Brotherhood of Police Officers, and her husband’s union, The Cambridge Police Patrol Officers have all endorsed Brown. 19. Paid union workers $50 to hold up Coakley signs 20. Said Catholic healthcare workers probably should not work in ERs 21. Ignored a reporter because he had a tough question for her 22. Claimed not to have seen that same reporter pushed and bullied by her staff (when there’s a photo of her looking right at them) 23. Said Schilling is a Yankee’s fan What have I missed?
cruel.. cruel..
you scared me to death...
He doesn’t even have the political savvy to knock down journalists...
I heard that he leaves the seat up, too. Not good for the women voting block. Not good at all.
“Scott Brown drives a pick-up truck. It doesn’t even have a Blaupunkt sound system and 17 inch rims, the horrors!”
17” rims are so 1990’s. He needs some 24” spinnaz on dat beeyatch!
Well at least it wasn’t a jug of Obama Kool-Aid.
He also took an unauthorized sip from a soda machine, as he said, to “make sure that it wasn’t flat.” The gall of the man!
We’re onto him.
>17” rims are so 1990’s. He needs some 24” spinnaz on dat beeyatch!
Yo, dat’s da shizzle. SB needs ta pimp his ride or cracker aint getting my vote, ya hear what I’m sayin’ playaaa?
Somebody told me he doesn’t put the twist tie back on the bread sack either but I didn’t want to believe it. Now I have to wonder.
OJ, don’t go there.
If the juice cap fits you must acquit.
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LOL :D
i also heard he installs his toilet paper so it rolls under... the gaul!
i also heard he installs his toilet paper so it rolls under... the gaul!
Be sure to get out the vote on Wednesday. This cannot stand.
I heard he does put the toilet seat down though...
haha! tonight my husband was trying to fit the tequila bottle cap on the Squirt bottle...
You have got to be kidding me! Aghhh, this is just what we didn’t need, and so close to the finish line! What was he thinking!?!?!?!?!
If he recaps it with his right hand he is a conservative.
But if he recaps it with his left hand then he is a RINO.
If he doesn’t recap it at all then he is a liberal.
If he adds vodka to it and drinks it all then he is a communist.
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