Skip to comments.Breaking: Scott Brown Mega Scandal
Posted on 01/17/2010 9:42:18 PM PST by mnehring
Reports from inside the crumbling Scott Brown campaign indicate a scandal from which it may be too late to recover. We at the Mega Independent are proud to do our part for unbiased patriotic justice and uncover this, potentially just in time to save our Republic.
We have an unverified report that Scott Brown once drank orange juice from the bottle and then put it back in the fridge.
You read that right. Your eyes aren't deceiving you. This man, Scott Brown, who has made it all the way to the edge of a Special Senate Election seat, once drank orange juice from the bottle and then put it back in the fridge. Yup. If this report is true, then he put his lips directly on the bottle itself and then drank and drank and drank. And drank. Then he recapped it and put it back inside like nothing had happened.
What does this tell you about Scott Brown, Massachusetts? That was his family's orange juice. And he just lifted it right there out of the fridge and didn't even bother getting himself a glass. He just took the cap right off and then gulped down a giant swig, all for his selfish self. He enjoyed it, too. Got the Vitamin C and everything.
And his campaign's futile explanation for this dirty dealing? "Uh, I dunno. It was the middle of the night, it was dark and he was probably thirsty."
Dark and he was thirsty. Uh-huh.
No lights in the kitchen at the Brown Estate? The fridge itself doesn't have a light inside it that comes on when you open the door? Well, that would certainly be a first. A fridge without a light inside it. Unless the fridge was made in 1820. Ha! Too bad they didn't make fridges in 1820, Scott Brown.
The lies, deception and dirty tricks from the Brown campaign never cease to confound. Doesn't he know that he has germs? Germs which he could pass on to his wife, in this the Swine Flu Age?
And to his children? What about the children? Why doesn't Scott Brown care about children? If wantonly and surreptitiously spreading filth and disease is the kind of thing he does to his own defenseless children, causing them to potentially require costly healthcare, what will he do to your children and your healthcare?
Think of America as the refigerator, and Teddy Kennedy's Senate seat as the shelf. Scott Brown wants to just rip that cap right off of the "bottle" (Congress) and drink up all of the "juice" (legislation) all for himself. Maybe then he'll put it back in the "fridge" (the Capitol Building) or maybe he won't. But by then, everything will have already been contaminated by his "germs" (Republicans).
Let's not give him the chance, Massachusetts. Vote Martha Coakley before we find out what other monsters are hiding in Scott Brown's closet. If he wins on Tuesday, then by Wednesday, it will be too late.
The cap will already be off the juice.
Lies! All lies!
It was a milk carton!
Hey, OJ is not scandal.
Now if it were milk, that’s a whole different animal.
We’d have to drop him.
OJ, don’t go there.
If the juice cap fits you must acquit.
My heart dropped when I saw the title of the post........ then I laughed my blank off.
Me too! that’s what I get for reading the headline first THEN the story LOL
Got me, lol!
He’s been juiced for this whole campaign!
Yes, the left-wing attack machine
is in full swing. Nothing these
people say is ever the TRUTH !!!
EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!
God save this country from these
nasty rumors from the communist!
And right before the election!
I wish someone would create a commercial with a dark background and sinister music that mocked all these negative ads.
There fixed it for you. Don't want the Kennedys to feel bad.
He is also a double dipper.
This is hugh! I’m serial!!
Scott Brown drives a pick-up truck. It doesn’t even have a Blaupunkt sound system and 17 inch rims, the horrors!
This is a juicy story!
If you have any friends in Massachusetts, remind them to punch the button on the ballot saying you are voting for the Kennedy seat. It is the one with Kennedy’s name by it, not Coakley’s. She is the AG, you don’t want to vote for the AG’s seat.
I once saw a cop eat a donut.....I tell ya, you can’t trust anybody.
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