[truemiester]

Conan describes what is best in life? To crush you enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamendation of their widows

[krb]

Of course.

[Doomonyou]

Thats Women.

[Vendome]

Waht is the best in life you ask?

Spellchecker.

[EnigmaticAnomaly]

"Conan describes what is best in life? To crush you enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamendation of their widows"

LamenTation...NOT lamenDation...

And it should be "the women," not "their widows." :-)

[shibumi]

Oliver Stone trying to poorly paraphrase Temujin, Kha Khan, Dei Potestas in Terra.

[ansel12]

” The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemy, to chase him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to rob him of his wealth, to see those dear to him bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom his wives and daughters.”
-Genghis Khan 1226 A.D.-

Remember - It takes practice to be a Bastard.

[martin_fierro]

To crush you enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamendation of their widows.

 

For your typsos you shall be lashed to teh Tree of Whoa.

[randomhero97]

CROM!!!!

[eclecticEel]

To crush your state, see your citizens driven to other parts of the country, and hear the lamentation of your tax collectors.

[sheik yerbouty]

“What is best in life?” To defeat the Red Jihadist, to drive his minions before you, and to hear the lamentations of the media mullahs!

[Berlin_Freeper]

Best Inspirational

[Recon Dad]

Words that we hope the coming GOP majority in House and Senate will live by in the coming years.

No more sharing power (Bush,McCain,Graham)Crush members of your own party if they break the conservative commandments and act like liberals, that's what we want.

[Caipirabob]

BUMP for Wednesday morning chuckles...

[Arthur McGowan]

Little did anyone realize this was how Arnold would govern California.

[PLMerite]

I thought from the title this might be an NBC late night joke, Leno vs. Conan the Comedian.

My bad.

[dangus]

To keep your late-night talk show?

[Semper Mark]

What is best in life?
Conan: "To crush your enemies , see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

That answer was pre-Valeria.

Contemplate this on the tree of woe.