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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course! | k Moriens

Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!


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To: kylemoriens

I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school

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Go back to school and learn to spell, n00b.


81 posted on 01/12/2010 4:30:14 PM PST by reaganaut (Ex-Mormon, now Christian - "I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see")
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To: kylemoriens; darkwing104
IBTZ!


82 posted on 01/12/2010 4:32:08 PM PST by 50mm (Praying for a Happy New Year. Can't get much worse than 2009.)
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To: JoeFromSidney

Even sarcasm should include correct spelling. *sigh*


83 posted on 01/12/2010 4:35:13 PM PST by reaganaut (Ex-Mormon, now Christian - "I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see")
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To: darkwing104

Looked like a freeper having some fun to me.

Should be posted over at DU so they can all nod their heads wisely at this wisdome! LOL


84 posted on 01/12/2010 4:47:52 PM PST by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir!)
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To: kylemoriens

I think a noble zotting is almost as good as a “noble peace prize.”


85 posted on 01/12/2010 4:50:20 PM PST by Allegra (It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
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To: kylemoriens

Your’re still alive? Sheesh.
Oh well.....
IBTZ!


86 posted on 01/12/2010 4:58:00 PM PST by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: mainestategop

I Maine lobster = 100 trillion Mugabe Dollars ;-)


87 posted on 01/12/2010 5:08:33 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Support our troops, and vote out the RINO's!)
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To: kylemoriens
Several years ago I stopped into a local Longs Drug store to pick up a prescription. As I walked into the store, I noticed a couple of Vietnamese women—perhaps Momma and daughter—using the 10¢-a-copy machine in the front of the store. They had a stack of about 200 copies on the out tray and a cup of dimes along with several more rolls of coins. They were giggling and chattering away as they were working. As I passed them, the copy that came out of the machine slipped off the stack onto the floor. Being the fine gentleman that I am, I stopped down and picked it up, and gave it back to them. As I did, I glanced at it.

What they were reproducing on each page, in front of God, Long's employees, and anyone passing by, were three $20 bills!!

They were currently doing the back side, having already done the front, and had done a not too bad a job of registering the back to fit the front for cutting the bills out later.

The older of the two smiled and thanked me in broken English, and put the one I had picked up back on the stack, and went back to giggling and chattering with the younger.

I could just imaging what they were chattering about. "Ain't America wonderful! You can print your own money! And It only cost 20¢ for $60 worth. Yipee!"

As I walked away, I was pulling out my cell phone and calling the police. While I was getting my prescription, there was a very sudden big commotion going on at the front of the store with lots of yelling and gibberish, shouting, and what not going on... It was all very exciting. I had to wait for about 45 minutes to be able to get my car out of the parking space because of all the police cars blocking the parking lot. I wonder why.

88 posted on 01/12/2010 5:13:43 PM PST by Swordmaker (Remember, the proper pronunciation of IE isAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!)
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To: dynachrome
Should be posted over at DU so they can all nod their heads wisely at this wisdom! LOL

The DUmmies are probably getting upset that we would dare Zot an entrepreneurial genius.


89 posted on 01/12/2010 5:36:45 PM PST by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: kylemoriens
Zot ala Baker Test!
90 posted on 01/12/2010 5:43:15 PM PST by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: kylemoriens

Stupidity is a communicable disease.

So get out of here and spend more time amongst your friends, they can certainly benefit from your infectious insights...


91 posted on 01/12/2010 5:44:53 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: kylemoriens
michael moore fail Pictures, Images and Photos
92 posted on 01/12/2010 6:33:49 PM PST by Clinging Bitterly (Nnnggh!)
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To: kylemoriens

Great idea! Can you please print up 13 trillion and send to the govt. That way the deficit will disappear. You’ll be a hero! If you do that, I’ll print up some money and purchase a statue of you and buy some land in DC to put it on. Our children will learn about you in our history books.


93 posted on 01/12/2010 6:39:14 PM PST by fini
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To: kylemoriens
Here's a URL where you may find considerable acceptance of your idea: DU. The seem to fall for all sorts of crazy schemes, in fact, they're kown for deceiving one another. This should really excite them.

Have a great time, and enjoy your short, very short, time on FR. Don't bother to send cards once you're gone, we'll have forgotten you.

94 posted on 01/12/2010 6:41:22 PM PST by bcsco (Hey, GOP: The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration...)
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To: kylemoriens
I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home

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You could buy alot of homes with that kind of money.

95 posted on 01/12/2010 7:09:28 PM PST by death2tyrants
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To: darkwing104

Hey, it got un zotted. It was dead earlier.


96 posted on 01/12/2010 7:22:29 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (New Year's Resolution: Never, ever, ever again vote for anyone with a (d) after their name.)
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To: stockpirate; pissant; Perdogg; Dallas59; AdmSmith; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; ...

IBTZ.


97 posted on 01/12/2010 7:34:06 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Happy New Year! Freedom is Priceless.)
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To: kylemoriens
Hmmm?

ZOT!

98 posted on 01/12/2010 8:53:11 PM PST by Thunder90 (Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
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To: kylemoriens

These guys want to have a word with you....


99 posted on 01/12/2010 8:57:19 PM PST by Thunder90 (Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
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To: kylemoriens; darkwing104; Old Sarge; 50mm; Slings and Arrows; Mr. Silverback

It's just a suicide by ZOT. Haven't seen one of those in a while!

100 posted on 01/12/2010 9:31:59 PM PST by Salem (Everything is going to be okay! - http://www.salemthesoldier.us/Okay)
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