Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!

ME of course! | k Moriens

[kylemoriens]

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!

[reaganaut]

I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school

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Go back to school and learn to spell, n00b.

[50mm]

IBTZ!

[reaganaut]

Even sarcasm should include correct spelling. *sigh*

[dynachrome]

Looked like a freeper having some fun to me.

Should be posted over at DU so they can all nod their heads wisely at this wisdome! LOL

[Allegra]

I think a noble zotting is almost as good as a “noble peace prize.”

[50cal Smokepole]

Your’re still alive? Sheesh.
Oh well.....
IBTZ!

[stephenjohnbanker]

I Maine lobster = 100 trillion Mugabe Dollars ;-)

[Swordmaker]

Several years ago I stopped into a local Longs Drug store to pick up a prescription. As I walked into the store, I noticed a couple of Vietnamese women—perhaps Momma and daughter—using the 10¢-a-copy machine in the front of the store. They had a stack of about 200 copies on the out tray and a cup of dimes along with several more rolls of coins. They were giggling and chattering away as they were working. As I passed them, the copy that came out of the machine slipped off the stack onto the floor. Being the fine gentleman that I am, I stopped down and picked it up, and gave it back to them. As I did, I glanced at it.

What they were reproducing on each page, in front of God, Long's employees, and anyone passing by, were three $20 bills!!

They were currently doing the back side, having already done the front, and had done a not too bad a job of registering the back to fit the front for cutting the bills out later.

The older of the two smiled and thanked me in broken English, and put the one I had picked up back on the stack, and went back to giggling and chattering with the younger.

I could just imaging what they were chattering about. "Ain't America wonderful! You can print your own money! And It only cost 20¢ for $60 worth. Yipee!"

As I walked away, I was pulling out my cell phone and calling the police. While I was getting my prescription, there was a very sudden big commotion going on at the front of the store with lots of yelling and gibberish, shouting, and what not going on... It was all very exciting. I had to wait for about 45 minutes to be able to get my car out of the parking space because of all the police cars blocking the parking lot. I wonder why.

[darkwing104]

Should be posted over at DU so they can all nod their heads wisely at this wisdom! LOL

The DUmmies are probably getting upset that we would dare Zot an entrepreneurial genius.

[rdl6989]

Zot ala Baker Test!

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Stupidity is a communicable disease.

So get out of here and spend more time amongst your friends, they can certainly benefit from your infectious insights...

[Clinging Bitterly]

[fini]

Great idea! Can you please print up 13 trillion and send to the govt. That way the deficit will disappear. You’ll be a hero! If you do that, I’ll print up some money and purchase a statue of you and buy some land in DC to put it on. Our children will learn about you in our history books.

[bcsco]

Here's a URL where you may find considerable acceptance of your idea: DU. The seem to fall for all sorts of crazy schemes, in fact, they're kown for deceiving one another. This should really excite them.

Have a great time, and enjoy your short, very short, time on FR. Don't bother to send cards once you're gone, we'll have forgotten you.

[death2tyrants]

I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home

You could buy alot of homes with that kind of money.

[Arrowhead1952]

Hey, it got un zotted. It was dead earlier.

[SunkenCiv]

IBTZ.

[Thunder90]

Hmmm?

ZOT!

[Thunder90]

These guys want to have a word with you....

[Salem]

It's just a suicide by ZOT. Haven't seen one of those in a while!