Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!

ME of course! | k Moriens

[kylemoriens]

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!

[NicknamedBob]

My van has a “snow-do” like Ace Ventura’s hair style.

And it’s still snowing. It’s over Pippin’s head.

[Monkey Face]

I distinctly remember the word “Ladies.” You said nothing about wanton women.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

How about brazen hussies? Is there no room left for us?

[Darksheare]

“Uh, it’s in my thigh!”
“Nonsense dear, it’s clearly in your ip!”

That’s pretty much how any sharp object accident went in my house.
The exacting location of the injury pointed out while you sat there in disbelief as it was debated.

[Darksheare]

Fully autometric fondue sporkifier!
It’s gonna be hugh!

[Monkey Face]

They used the word “ladies.” It would seem to be that brazen hussified wanton wimmin would be welcomed as long as we brought our gilded sporks and other tools of the trade.

Who knows? We might be able to trade the men for something useful.

[Darksheare]

That cat resembles my previous cat Mimi.
And she’d do something that nutty.
Only, she’d go for the nape of the neck.

[NicknamedBob]

"I distinctly remember the word “Ladies.” You said nothing about wanton women."

Hey, we're men. Wantin' women goes with the Y chromosome.

[NicknamedBob]

"Who knows? We might be able to trade the men for something useful."

Wouldn't that be the dream? Somebody ought to write a book.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Mine is sort of useful. He makes and brings me coffee in the morning.

I think I will keep him

[NicknamedBob]

"Mine is sort of useful. He makes and brings me coffee in the morning."

You'll notice that I included those things; cooking, cleaning, making coffee ...

Useful attributes, and a readiness to please.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Men have said so for millennia

[NicknamedBob]

I was discussing a fictional scenario.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Yes. :wistful sigh:

[NicknamedBob]

Escapadist fiction.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Something that is a human necessity.

I have yet to run across a culture that didn't have escapist fiction in some form.

You are contributing a vital service to humanity. :)

[Monkey Face]

:o])

[dalereed]

This isn’t a stinking blog you liberal criminal!

[NicknamedBob]

Satire gets funnier with every person who fails to get it.

[dalereed]

I see nothing funny at all, lock the bastard up!