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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course!
| k Moriens
Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens
Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!
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To: Tax-chick; Pippin
My van has a “snow-do” like Ace Ventura’s hair style.
And it’s still snowing. It’s over Pippin’s head.
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posted on
02/06/2010 6:32:01 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Tax-chick
I distinctly remember the word “Ladies.” You said nothing about wanton women.
322
posted on
02/06/2010 7:37:14 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
To: Monkey Face
How about brazen hussies? Is there no room left for us?
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posted on
02/06/2010 7:40:36 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick; sionnsar; Dead Corpse
“Uh, it’s in my thigh!”
“Nonsense dear, it’s clearly in your ip!”
That’s pretty much how any sharp object accident went in my house.
The exacting location of the injury pointed out while you sat there in disbelief as it was debated.
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posted on
02/06/2010 7:52:09 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Dead Corpse; Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; sionnsar
Fully autometric fondue sporkifier!
It’s gonna be hugh!
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posted on
02/06/2010 7:58:01 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick
They used the word “ladies.” It would seem to be that brazen hussified wanton wimmin would be welcomed as long as we brought our gilded sporks and other tools of the trade.
Who knows? We might be able to trade the men for something useful.
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posted on
02/06/2010 8:00:24 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
To: Tax-chick
That cat resembles my previous cat Mimi.
And she’d do something that nutty.
Only, she’d go for the nape of the neck.
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posted on
02/06/2010 8:02:18 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; Tax-chick
"I distinctly remember the word Ladies. You said nothing about wanton women." Hey, we're men. Wantin' women goes with the Y chromosome.
328
posted on
02/06/2010 8:28:50 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick
"Who knows? We might be able to trade the men for something useful." Wouldn't that be the dream? Somebody ought to write a book.
329
posted on
02/06/2010 8:32:34 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: Monkey Face
Mine is sort of useful. He makes and brings me coffee in the morning.
I think I will keep him
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posted on
02/06/2010 8:39:16 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
"Mine is sort of useful. He makes and brings me coffee in the morning." You'll notice that I included those things; cooking, cleaning, making coffee ...
Useful attributes, and a readiness to please.
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posted on
02/06/2010 8:55:45 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob
Men have said so for millennia
332
posted on
02/06/2010 9:30:06 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I was discussing a fictional scenario.
333
posted on
02/06/2010 9:59:46 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob
Yes. :wistful sigh:
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posted on
02/06/2010 10:03:47 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
335
posted on
02/06/2010 10:11:45 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob
Something that is a human necessity.
I have yet to run across a culture that didn't have escapist fiction in some form.
You are contributing a vital service to humanity. :)
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posted on
02/06/2010 10:15:26 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
337
posted on
02/06/2010 10:16:45 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
To: kylemoriens
This isn’t a stinking blog you liberal criminal!
To: dalereed
Satire gets funnier with every person who fails to get it.
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posted on
02/06/2010 11:21:15 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob
I see nothing funny at all, lock the bastard up!
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