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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course!
| k Moriens
Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens
Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Ya gotta hobble it first, that’s why the fondue fork is there.
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posted on
02/05/2010 3:38:30 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar; Darksheare
"Ladies werent allowed at my fathers steak barbecue and poker game during deer season in Missouri, either. I bitched, but they all ignored me." Inconceivable. Sionnsar is a gentleman. And I am a filthy lec practical man.
For the sake of convivial companionship, I would never allow women or well-behaved young ladies to be excluded.
282
posted on
02/05/2010 3:42:25 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar
Lost my train of thought.
But somewhere in there going to the rifle range was involved.
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posted on
02/05/2010 3:54:11 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
I am going to dinner and am posting this from my new phone. htc super plus II or something like it.
284
posted on
02/05/2010 3:57:26 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(Sometimes I like nuts. That's why I am here.)
To: ThomasThomas
Now now, no transtemporal postings, you’ll accidentally ‘splode something.
First get yourself in synch with local time, then carefully prod the local frequency for any phase variations.
If you don’t ‘splode, you’re okay.
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posted on
02/05/2010 3:59:38 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: NicknamedBob
I hate fast food. A little run before dinner increases the appetite.
286
posted on
02/05/2010 4:03:43 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
287
posted on
02/05/2010 4:16:20 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick; Darksheare
I hate fast food.
"A little run before dinner increases the appetite." Technically, this would be running after dinner.
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posted on
02/05/2010 4:45:24 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick
I’m telling you, that’s why there’s a fondue fork.
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posted on
02/05/2010 5:22:17 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: NicknamedBob
Now, that depends. If you wanted to eat a snake, it would come and get you.
290
posted on
02/05/2010 5:22:28 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare
"If you wanted to eat a snake, it would come and get you." The bigger they are, the more they serve.
291
posted on
02/05/2010 5:36:28 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick
292
posted on
02/05/2010 5:42:23 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick
Im telling you, thats why theres a fondue fork. And if you can't keep it on the fork you have to buy the next round.
This generally ends with everyone nicely toasted and a pot of cheese with lots of goodies in it.
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posted on
02/05/2010 5:55:59 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Darksheare; Tax-chick; sionnsar; Dead Corpse
I don’t care for fondue forks.
I had an embarrassing accident once with a fondue fork, and people doubted my veracity for many months.
294
posted on
02/05/2010 6:28:37 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Tax-chick; sionnsar; Dead Corpse
Would you prefer a fondue spoon?
I have never seen one but I imagine a ice tea spoon would serve.
295
posted on
02/05/2010 6:30:49 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I suppose fingers are not an acceptable choice.
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posted on
02/05/2010 6:41:45 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob
As long as you don’t get the runs after dinner, you should still be ok.
297
posted on
02/05/2010 6:43:26 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Tax-chick; sionnsar
This is the UT, we’d use a fondu SPORK.
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posted on
02/05/2010 6:44:39 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: NicknamedBob
Molten cheese is a bit hard on the epidermis... Hence the utensils.
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posted on
02/05/2010 6:45:14 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Dead Corpse
300
posted on
02/05/2010 6:45:27 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
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