To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Darksheare; Tax-chick; sionnsar; Dead Corpse
I don’t care for fondue forks.
I had an embarrassing accident once with a fondue fork, and people doubted my veracity for many months.
294 posted on
02/05/2010 6:28:37 PM PST by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Tax-chick; sionnsar; Dead Corpse
Would you prefer a fondue spoon?
I have never seen one but I imagine a ice tea spoon would serve.
295 posted on
02/05/2010 6:30:49 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick; sionnsar; Dead Corpse
“Uh, it’s in my thigh!”
“Nonsense dear, it’s clearly in your ip!”
That’s pretty much how any sharp object accident went in my house.
The exacting location of the injury pointed out while you sat there in disbelief as it was debated.
324 posted on
02/06/2010 7:52:09 AM PST by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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