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Man cut in fight over nachos
San Antonio Express-News ^
| 01/06/2010
| By Eva Ruth Moravec - Express-News
Posted on 01/06/2010 10:31:07 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
A fight over nachos caused San Antonio police to arrest two men at their South Side apartment late Tuesday night.
Marty Henke, 35, and Randy Scott Esckilsen, 45, are both being held in Bexar County Jail. Henke was arrested on an outstanding warrant for delivery of a controlled substance; his bond is set at $30,000.
Esckilsen faces one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and is being held on $75,000 bond after he allegedly stabbed Henke, his roommate, in the chin.
A San Antonio Police Department incident report states Henke was treated for the cut at his apartment, located in the 100 block of Lorita Street, at about 10 p.m.
The report states a witness brought Henke nachos, but he said he didn't want them, so the witness gave them to Esckilsen. Soon afterwards, Henke said he wanted the nachos and asked the witness for them. The two men then began to argue, and Esckilsen is accused of pulling out a knife, police said.
A struggle ensued, and Henke was cut on the chin. He called 911 and Esckilsen left the apartment; officers found him nearby and arrested him shortly after, but police said he didn't have the knife.
Police then learned Henke had an outstanding warrant and arrested him.
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: darwinaward; holdmuhbeer; nachos; nachotheft; napl
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Just don't bleed on the nachos, OK?
To: Responsibility2nd; Slings and Arrows
“You can’t have ‘em, they nachos!!!”
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posted on
01/06/2010 10:32:13 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Beware the Green Menace, the socialists warning you of global warming under your bed are hysteric.)
To: Responsibility2nd
I said that’s nacho cheese!
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posted on
01/06/2010 10:32:38 AM PST
by
csmusaret
(Oops. My karma just ran over my dogma.)
To: Responsibility2nd
>Man cut in fight over nachos
>
>Henke was arrested on an outstanding warrant for delivery of a controlled substance
Nachos are a controlled substance now? ;)
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posted on
01/06/2010 10:37:18 AM PST
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Nachos causes ED in men—Eating Dementia.
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posted on
01/06/2010 10:40:05 AM PST
by
cajuncow
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
01/06/2010 10:40:34 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: OneWingedShark
“Nachos are a controlled substance now? ;)”
Munchies can be a bitch...
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posted on
01/06/2010 10:42:53 AM PST
by
jessduntno
("Speak endlessly and carry a small stick..." - B. Hussein Obama)
To: OneWingedShark
Nachos are a controlled substance now?
I've eaten at a few places where they should be.
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posted on
01/06/2010 10:43:33 AM PST
by
Bad Jack Bauer
(Fat and Bald? I was BORN fat and bald, thank you very much!)
To: Bad Jack Bauer
>>Nachos are a controlled substance now?
>
>I’ve eaten at a few places where they should be.
LOL!!
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posted on
01/06/2010 10:44:34 AM PST
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Mmmmmmm.....Nachos. I keep a bag of nacho shells on the kitchen counter, I eat so many of 'em.
Tonight it's King Salmon Nachos with Gouda cheese and roasted garlic...mmmmmm...they're to die for.
To: Responsibility2nd
Man cut in fight over nachos Sounds like any Sunday during football season in my den.
To: Responsibility2nd
...wow! ..you should have heard the brakes squealing on my mouse. I was going to type you have to be weary of those swedes.......
*grins*
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posted on
01/06/2010 10:50:19 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Responsibility2nd
NACHO CHEESE!
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posted on
01/06/2010 10:50:39 AM PST
by
Free Vulcan
(No prisoners, no mercy. 2010 awaits...)
To: Responsibility2nd
OK, we won't get Bueno Nacho next time. Sheesh....
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posted on
01/06/2010 10:50:46 AM PST
by
steve-b
(Intelligent Design -- "A Wizard Did It")
To: Responsibility2nd
Nachos are a controlled substance in Texas?
;-)
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posted on
01/06/2010 10:54:07 AM PST
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: Responsibility2nd
Never bring a Nacho to a knife fight.
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posted on
01/06/2010 11:00:17 AM PST
by
green pastures
(Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: steve-b
To: Allegra; Lurkin Lurch
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Life in the shallow end of the gene pool.
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posted on
01/06/2010 11:47:24 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(HALP UZ AL GOR. PLEEZ SEND GLOBUL WARMING.)
To: humblegunner
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posted on
01/06/2010 11:58:53 AM PST
by
Eaker
(Where I'm from, "Gang Colors" is Realtree and Mossy Oak. You know what I'm saying hoss. Rule.308.)
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