VANITY: Introducing the Viking Kitties

Jan 2, 2010 | Atom Smasher

[Atom Smasher]

I had encountered a thread yesterday where there was actually a 6 month old FReeper who did not know who the Viking Kitties were, and appeared distressed over what being ZOTted meant. I have been a lurker since 2000, & only recently myself started posting. So, if its alright with the other FReepers, I would like to give a brief introduction of just a few of the Viking Kitties for the benefit of legitimate newcomers:

There's a certain FReeper named Darkwing, ZOTTING a troll is his thing, If you put yourself on the spot You'll get the ZOT And then we will all get the Ping!

A FReeper named Fifty em em, Will come up to you saying "ahem" If you're part of a plot You'll get the ZOT Then your scheme will be foiled by them!

And then of course there's Darksheare, Now let me make this quite clear, If you insult the lot You'll get the ZOT And no one will shed a tear!

Lets not forget Old Sarge, He makes his point quite large, If you swear like a sot You'll get the ZOT And then you'll know who's in charge!

And last but not least are the mods, With whom you don't want to be at odds, They'll pull out their lasers And also their tasers And fry your demoRat bods!

[tfbcowinafog]

OMG! It is because of threads like these that I decided quit lurking and sign up so that I could thank all of you FReepers for a load of laughs. A much needed laugh to clear out the fog. Thanks a bunch!

[Monkey Face]

Heh! Lots of folks will be watching, I’m sure.
Football rocks!

Hugs to all, especially the Lulabelle. She deserves an extra one.
;o]

[darkwing104]

Welcome to the Free Republic! Do you like kitties (Just kidding)

[Cacique]

To those who are about to ZOT! We salute you!

[Darksheare]

*wakes up*
Huh? wha..?
Now what am I up to?
And where did these peg legged aligator pirates come from?

[Darksheare]

Spork shaped spacecraft lands, and out pops a cat wearing a horned helmet, it stands upright and declares:

“Fear not, we lurk in peace!”

[Atom Smasher]

LOL! Good Morning?

[Darksheare]

Clearing out frogs is a worthy quest.
Oh.. fog.
*oops*

[Darksheare]

Just got back from a wedding.
Annnnd.. I have to head back to work tonight.
(The universe hates me, it’s rule 22a of the Universe. “Darksheare can never win.”)

[MarineBrat]

Live to Zot! Zot to live!

[bmwcyle]

ping

[dynachrome]

After a hard day zotting miscellaneus trolls my viking kitty likes a cold beer:

[Atom Smasher]

Great pic! LOL!

[DocRock]

"HA! Is that from aboard the Vomit Comet?"

Good eye! Yes it is. It was reportedly a test about a cat's ability to always land on it's feet. From the vid, apparently, a cat does barrel rolls in zero G, but when gravity starts to return, the cat did land on it's feet.

[Salem]

"First thing you need to know...the people you mentioned cannot zot anyone. That is up to the mods"






Of course you are right.

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Spork Wessel

Which is not -- I repeat, not -- the same as a nuclear wessel.

[DCBryan1]

Great thread!

[6SJ7]

Which is not -- I repeat, not -- the same as a nuclear wessel.

Ha, ha! I forgot about that scene. One of the best of the Star Trek movies.

[Old Sarge]

Applause by the Greek Chorus!

[Atom Smasher]

Good morning Old Sarge!

Did you like the rhyme? I couldn’t forget you while I was listing just a few of the VKs!

I’m glad to hear from you, thank you.

AS