VANITY: Introducing the Viking Kitties

Jan 2, 2010 | Atom Smasher

[Atom Smasher]

I had encountered a thread yesterday where there was actually a 6 month old FReeper who did not know who the Viking Kitties were, and appeared distressed over what being ZOTted meant. I have been a lurker since 2000, & only recently myself started posting. So, if its alright with the other FReepers, I would like to give a brief introduction of just a few of the Viking Kitties for the benefit of legitimate newcomers:

There's a certain FReeper named Darkwing, ZOTTING a troll is his thing, If you put yourself on the spot You'll get the ZOT And then we will all get the Ping!

A FReeper named Fifty em em, Will come up to you saying "ahem" If you're part of a plot You'll get the ZOT Then your scheme will be foiled by them!

And then of course there's Darksheare, Now let me make this quite clear, If you insult the lot You'll get the ZOT And no one will shed a tear!

Lets not forget Old Sarge, He makes his point quite large, If you swear like a sot You'll get the ZOT And then you'll know who's in charge!

And last but not least are the mods, With whom you don't want to be at odds, They'll pull out their lasers And also their tasers And fry your demoRat bods!

[Brytani]

[Slings and Arrows]

The mods get all the best toys.

[Atom Smasher]

I was always too afraid to post. I saw the exquisite minds on this site, & I became a bit overwhelmed...

[Slings and Arrows]

Ceiling Cat knows.

[darkwing104]

First thing you need to know...the people you mentioned cannot zot anyone. That is up to the mods. Our real power is ridicule and public humiliation. We only feast when the mods strike, until then we are just regular FReepers just like everyone else but with a healthy sense of humor. Sort of like the Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition...

Here is the origin of the Viking Kitties...Click Me

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

[Monkey Face]

Hey,Guy! Happy New Year to you and yours! Good to see you again! I hope you all had a good Christmas.

Come on over to the UT and join us for a bit, if you care to.

[bcsco]

Respect other FReepers & remember that opinions do differ

Respect for other FReepers goes as far as pinging them when mentioning them. You FAIL.

Also, none of those FReepers mentioned have the power to ZOT. That is held by Jim Rob and Admin Moderators. Got it?

[Monkey Face]

And THAT toy looks like one I could use...;o]

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Thanks for the link. I had forgotten about that!

[Cyber Ninja]

Milla Jovovich.

God loves us.

She can sing, too. I got her CD before I saw her.

She was/is he 5th Element.

and

She likes guns...(Resident Evil)

but, I digress...

[wardaddy]

well, you’re doing fine....don’t let anyone here intimidate you....most bullies will run off

it’s the wolf packs you have to watch...the “popular crowd”

and they are drifting back in....after they left with their knickers in knot two years ago

[Arrowhead1952]

I think meekie always used this gif when he suspected a troll.

With the

Then after the mods finish with said troll, the pavers come out,

and said troll gets buried in the

[50mm]

Also, none of those FReepers mentioned have the power to ZOT. That is held by Jim Rob and Admin Moderators. Got it?

True, but we do have our dreams.

[bcsco]

Oh, we have our dreams of course. But we’re the scouts who call in the artillery. We search, Ad Mods destroy. I kinda like that as well...

[Slings and Arrows]

Truly, we are blessed.

[mojitojoe]

[Atom Smasher]

Darkwing, I have always considered the Kitties more as “Watchers” than the actual ZOTters. (In post #1 when I refer to the purring in the shadows). Also, that is why the rhyme line of the moderator is different from all of yours...because they do the actual blasting (ZOTting).

If my rhyme has led you to believe otherwise, or any other FReepers to this thread, I do apologize for it.

[Conspiracy Guy]

We had a great Christmas and a good start to 2010. But now we have to wait til 1/7/10 to see how the Tide does against the Long Horns

[the long march]

Suspect kitteh may be secretly high.....hmmmm

[darkwing104]

No prob...Good thread btw...