[civilwar2]

[rfp1234]

He’s only accepting it, it’s actually for his wife.

[the invisib1e hand]

pussy.

wonder how many "salesmen of the year" plaques he's gonna have when it's all said and done. And how many "One Million Miles Without An Accident" awards.

[mikrofon]

I think he’s more proficient in “Talk One Do”...

[VicVega]

0 became President of the United States for doing nothing.

2010 Olympics Committee should give him a Gold Medal in down hill skiing next year considering his down hill plunge in ratings in the US.

That he will have earned.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

He should have given him a belt in Hwa Rang Do. It is the martial art of insufferable elites, and emphasizes killing worthless peasants, since they are expendable.

[BigEdLB]

No, he received a black belt for being. That is sufficient. Don’t you know? That is all he needed.

[Snickering Hound]

He's a 7th degree black belt in bowing, it's the least they could do to recognize that.

[ari-freedom]

good, let’s throw him in the UFC and see what his black belt will do for him there.

[ari-freedom]

WTF?

[Bon mots]

What a pussy punch if I ever saw one. He looks more like a disco dancer than a black belt.

Now his wife, Bigfoot - on the other hand...

[kcvl]

I could kick his *ss.

[Eaker]

This twerp would get his ass pounded at a gay pride parade!

[The Comedian]

Hey, Harvard gave him a PhD for doing less.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Vendome]

Does this punch alignment, leading with middle knuckle, bent hip, middle gravity stance, leading with forehead look like any black belt you ever seen?

I have one of those belts that’s brown on one side and black on the other. I also speak Korean and don’t jump back in a cower when someone does a Hapkido or Judo throw in front of me.

Someone will post that pic in this thread.

[SunkenCiv]

So? That's how he received the Presidency, the Senate seat, admission to law school, his "vacation" in Pakistan...

• Obama gets an 'A' for effort from Schwarzenegger
• Obama says 'the worst is behind us'
• Senate sets Christmas eve vote on U.S. debt limit
• Small-business bankruptcies rise 81% in California
• Mortgages Delinquencies and In-Process Foreclosures Jump .....(1 million foreclosures in process)
• Schwarzenegger turns to Congress for health care relief
• Cornyn: Conservatives 'have to yield' to reality in upcoming Senate races (*BARF*)
• Recession scarring a generation
• Obama 'entirely dissatisfied' with jobless rate [we've made good decisions, that we've applied....]
• Life and premature death of Pax Obamicana
• How Corruption Stalks The Stimulus

[BibChr]

[3boysdad]

Black belt?

That’s very insensitive and racist.

[muir_redwoods]

Finally, something genuinely black about this fake.

Too bad it too is fake. Black belts are not given, they are earned

[JerseyHighlander]

October 25, 2000 At a press conference, Maddy Albright hands Kim Jong Il a basketball autographed by Michael Jordan. They then pick up champagne glasses and do a photo session.

To this day, any foreigner who receives a visa from the North Korean government for the reason of tourism, is forced to go to this shrine museum of Kim Jong Il where this basketball is prominently displayed.

No doubt the American taxpayers will be spending millions to house this black belt in the Obama memorial library in Chicagoland or Hawaii.