Posted on 12/19/2009 7:55:38 PM PST by Man50D
Passing it on
Men, be careful. Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. This will only become more commonplace as the older men travel south. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's, Home Depot, Sam's or Costco customers. This one caught me by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Oct 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Nov 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's, Home Depot, Sam's and Costco.
OMG, this is seriously funny.
You should go back and see if you can identify the perpetrators.
Sounds like a serial movement.
LOL
Heh, Just from reading the headline I was ready to snark at stupid men (and I include myself among ‘em.)
Glad to see it was just a joke.
Good one.
Falling breasts?!
Pictures, poster, PICTURES!
Good one.
Tee hee.
“Glad to see it was just a joke.”
Yeah. Laugh now geezer. Wait’ll times get tough. You and I will both be investing in wallets.
TTIUWP
I will do my part. I volunteer to hold a stakeout in the parking lot of my local Home Depot. I promise video and some photos of the perps...
Just a warning alert to some of my friends.........
How big is your lens? Size matters...
Article uselss without pictures.
Will a 300mm telephoto with macro do?
Ah, you're just braggin'.
Hmmmmmm
Wonder who would have the worst problem were such a situation to be real!
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