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Verizon Droid ad calls Apple iPhone "tiara-wearing digitally clueless pageant queen"
Mac Daily News ^ | Friday, December 04, 2009 - 09:28 AM EST

Posted on 12/04/2009 12:43:52 PM PST by Swordmaker

Verizon has launched a new ad for the Motorola Droid, "Pretty."

Electronista reports, "The new spot directly attacks the iPhone and calls Apple's handset a 'digitally clueless pageant queen,' making fun of its focus on style and even mocking the glass case Apple used to display the phone at its launch in 2007."

MacDailyNews Take: Focus on style? Just because iPhone has style, doesn't mean that Apple focuses on it. If anything, Apple focuses on the apps available for iPhone. Something with which, along with style, the brick heavy Droid simply cannot compete.

Electronista continues, "It meanwhile thrives on the Droid's powerful, masculine image and, among other things, suggests that the smartphone is 'racehorse duct-taped to a Scud missile fast.'"


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"Verizon tonight cut deep by launching a new ad for the Motorola Droid," Electronista reports.

"The new spot directly attacks the iPhone and calls Apple's handset a 'digitally clueless pageant queen,' making fun of its focus on style and even mocking the glass case Apple used to display the phone at its launch in 2007," Electronista reports.

MacDailyNews Take: If Verizon has decided that the best way to compete with iPhone is to weakly try and fail to emasculate it, then Verizon is clueless, desperate, fearful, and stupid.

Have Small Penis Syndrome? Get a Motorola Droid from Verizon!

Besides Verizon's and Motorola's obvious issues, this is really a poor marketing strategy. The geniuses at Verizon are basically saying, "Hey, you 51% of the U.S. population who are female, these aren't the Droids you're looking for." What's next, Verizon, marketing Droid only to blue collar men? Way to minimize your own addressable market, dummies. By the way, you 51% of the U.S. population who are female plus all of the men who can recognize a complete platform with a vibrant ecosystem vs. yet another device fighting over Apple's table scraps in the quest to become the SanDisk of smartphones, the iPhone 3GS is for you. The "S" is for speed.

Unless Verizon is looking to deliver highly-targeted Viagra and Enzyte ads, the only other thing we can think of is that maybe Verizon subconsciously wants Droid to fail, so they'll be forced to finally wake up, forget about their craptastic V-Cast and dreams of other proprietary over-priced, under-featured services, and sign on Steve Jobs' dotted line like they should have in the first place.

Apple should, and likely will, ignore these ads, since they're not stupid like Microsoft.

And, a Scud missile is an inaccurate Soviet Cold War-era lumbering piece of junk deployed by North Korea, Syria, Sadam Hussein's Iraq, and other tremendous examples of technologically-advanced global powerhouses. In other words, when a Scud doesn't blow up on the pad, meander off-course, or disintegrate in flight, it's slow. And duct-taping a 1,200 lb. horse to it certainly isn't going to make it any faster.



TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet
KEYWORDS: telecom; verizon
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To: rwfromkansas

I thought I read late last night that the case was already tossed out. It was late and I was sleepy, so I could be wrong.


81 posted on 12/05/2009 3:31:14 PM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: mamelukesabre; All

I didn’t realize this, but AT&T dropped their lawsuit against Verizon on Wednesday.

The only reason to do this....they KNOW they would lose in court.

They didn’t stand a chance in hell.

It doesn’t matter one whit legally that Edge may be slightly faster than the slowest service on Verizon. That’s something for an AT&T ad.

What matters is 3G v 3G, and real 3G coverage is much better on Verizon, period.


82 posted on 12/05/2009 5:12:50 PM PST by rwfromkansas ("Carve your name on hearts, not marble." - C.H. Spurgeon)
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To: Spktyr

I have my Storm tethered to my macbook, using it as a broadband modem, and I can talk on the phone at the same time. I wouldnt do that handheld anyway.


83 posted on 12/05/2009 5:16:46 PM PST by Vermont Lt (My wife reads my posts. In case the FBI shows up, we will have cookies.)
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To: mamelukesabre

You’ll notice that I’m not the only one saying this.

We spent thousands of dollars at my client’s place to find out which network had the best coverage. We continue to spend money to check on a regular basis. The answer - still ATT.


84 posted on 12/05/2009 6:07:17 PM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: dangerdoc

Yup, which means they’re not using Verizon’s service either.

Which should tell you something.


85 posted on 12/05/2009 6:08:21 PM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: Spktyr

You live in a bubble. Either that or I do. because what you are saying is completely bassackwards from reality where I am. If verizon phones can’t get service in a given area, then no one can. If there’s only one phone that works in a group of people, you can bet your ass it’s a verizon phone.


86 posted on 12/05/2009 6:12:27 PM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: mamelukesabre

We’re not talking about just phones. We’re talking about phones + data - we have field reps who MUST be able to VPN in to the corp network to do their jobs.

In the more remote sites they travel to in the US, they are often the only people on site with usable signal at all. Notice the word ‘usable’. VZ phones and data cards will often claim they have signal, but then either not make the call/connection, or be unusable. Still.


87 posted on 12/05/2009 6:17:20 PM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: Swordmaker
"I-phone"—as you just did. Most iPhone owners would not make that mistake.

Point of fact, I do indeed have an iPhone.

God sir, you talk as if you worship Apple. Get a life.

88 posted on 12/07/2009 7:00:09 AM PST by AxelPaulsenJr (Please God Save The United States From Barack Hussein Al-Obama. Amen.)
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