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Verizon Droid ad calls Apple iPhone "tiara-wearing digitally clueless pageant queen"
Mac Daily News ^ | Friday, December 04, 2009 - 09:28 AM EST

Posted on 12/04/2009 12:43:52 PM PST by Swordmaker

Verizon has launched a new ad for the Motorola Droid, "Pretty."

Electronista reports, "The new spot directly attacks the iPhone and calls Apple's handset a 'digitally clueless pageant queen,' making fun of its focus on style and even mocking the glass case Apple used to display the phone at its launch in 2007."

MacDailyNews Take: Focus on style? Just because iPhone has style, doesn't mean that Apple focuses on it. If anything, Apple focuses on the apps available for iPhone. Something with which, along with style, the brick heavy Droid simply cannot compete.

Electronista continues, "It meanwhile thrives on the Droid's powerful, masculine image and, among other things, suggests that the smartphone is 'racehorse duct-taped to a Scud missile fast.'"


Direct link via YouTube here.

Full article here.

"Verizon tonight cut deep by launching a new ad for the Motorola Droid," Electronista reports.

"The new spot directly attacks the iPhone and calls Apple's handset a 'digitally clueless pageant queen,' making fun of its focus on style and even mocking the glass case Apple used to display the phone at its launch in 2007," Electronista reports.

MacDailyNews Take: If Verizon has decided that the best way to compete with iPhone is to weakly try and fail to emasculate it, then Verizon is clueless, desperate, fearful, and stupid.

Have Small Penis Syndrome? Get a Motorola Droid from Verizon!

Besides Verizon's and Motorola's obvious issues, this is really a poor marketing strategy. The geniuses at Verizon are basically saying, "Hey, you 51% of the U.S. population who are female, these aren't the Droids you're looking for." What's next, Verizon, marketing Droid only to blue collar men? Way to minimize your own addressable market, dummies. By the way, you 51% of the U.S. population who are female plus all of the men who can recognize a complete platform with a vibrant ecosystem vs. yet another device fighting over Apple's table scraps in the quest to become the SanDisk of smartphones, the iPhone 3GS is for you. The "S" is for speed.

Unless Verizon is looking to deliver highly-targeted Viagra and Enzyte ads, the only other thing we can think of is that maybe Verizon subconsciously wants Droid to fail, so they'll be forced to finally wake up, forget about their craptastic V-Cast and dreams of other proprietary over-priced, under-featured services, and sign on Steve Jobs' dotted line like they should have in the first place.

Apple should, and likely will, ignore these ads, since they're not stupid like Microsoft.

And, a Scud missile is an inaccurate Soviet Cold War-era lumbering piece of junk deployed by North Korea, Syria, Sadam Hussein's Iraq, and other tremendous examples of technologically-advanced global powerhouses. In other words, when a Scud doesn't blow up on the pad, meander off-course, or disintegrate in flight, it's slow. And duct-taping a 1,200 lb. horse to it certainly isn't going to make it any faster.



TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet
KEYWORDS: telecom; verizon
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To: rwfromkansas

I’ve had the droid since the third day it came out. I really like it a lot. It’s extremely quick, the battery life is excellent, and Verizon’s network coverage, both voice and 3G is excellent.

I was already a veteran Android OS user. I had the G1, the first Android OS phone, on T-Mobile, from the first week, over a year ago. I really liked the G1, and T-Mobile is a good company with great customer service, but their 3G coverage is a bit thin. Once I tried the droid, and saw that it was much much faster than the G1, the OS is much more refined (and they keep making improvements and sending them out OTA) and on a better network, I busted my T-Mo contract to get it, and I am really glad I did.

The iphone is nice but here are just a few advantages of the droid over iphone:
user removable battery
user swappable and increasable memory card
can tether with Android, iphone cannot
higher resolution screen than iphone
5 mp camera with dual LED flash and camcorder
open source OS — more user customizable than iphone
better voice and 3G network
carrier with better customer service record than iphone

Competition is good for us all. Let the carrier wars continue.


61 posted on 12/04/2009 5:09:19 PM PST by webschooner
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To: Spktyr

Another problem, one highlighted in a nice Apple ad, is that with Verizon, you can’t get voice and data at the same time. With AT&T you can.


62 posted on 12/04/2009 5:10:17 PM PST by MissouriConservative
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To: Richard Kimball

That goes without saying. I am posting this from an iPhone while I am also speaking to a client via the voice channel.

iDon’t want a device claiming to be 3G where iCan’t do that. That’s not the droid I’m looking for.


63 posted on 12/04/2009 5:32:33 PM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: webschooner
It’s extremely quick, the battery life is excellent, and Verizon’s network coverage, both voice and 3G is excellent.

Ars Technica's Review of the Droid states that if you use its vaunted multitasking, music, or navigation, the battery life is only about 3-4 hours.

That's why Apple doesn't enable multitasking on the iPhone... to keep the core purpose of telephoning operating for the longest time possible.

Competition is good for us all. Let the carrier wars continue.

Yup!

64 posted on 12/04/2009 6:00:55 PM PST by Swordmaker (Remember, the proper pronunciation of IE is "AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!)
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To: rwfromkansas

My people travel more out of Texas than in. In fact, at this moment, I have eight people on the terminal server via their ATT 3G cards; one in CA, two in Missouri, one in NYC, two in Texas, one in Michigan (not sure why he’s up there) and one in Kansas.


65 posted on 12/04/2009 6:03:30 PM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: RFEngineer

Every single VZW engineer and suit I’ve talked to. And I’ve talked to a few, being friends with a lot of VZ people here in DFW and being a regular visitor to their national NOC north of the airport.

Almost all the ATT 3G devices can do this. Nothing VZW sells can - even their version of the same phones ATT sells.

Oh, guess what the most popular phone at the VZ NOC is? Even though the Droid is practically free for them, the vast majority of Verizon’s own network engineers refuse to use it and buy iPhones with their own money instead. Interesting, no?


66 posted on 12/04/2009 6:08:28 PM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: Swordmaker

BTW, Verizon upped their cancelation fee to $350 if you cancel your Droid contract.


67 posted on 12/04/2009 6:08:46 PM PST by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: BereanBrain

I’m glad you posted that correction. I was thinking, “Dang, dude. You don’t get along with anyone!”


68 posted on 12/04/2009 6:13:06 PM PST by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: Swordmaker

3-4 hrs of batt life on droid — BS! If that were true, everyone would be returning the phone. The review is wrong!

The 256MB of RAM will hold hundreds and hundreds of apps — plenty for almost anyone. I have about 150 apps, and have 172MB of space remaining!

That’s the point — I know it is capable, but AT&T doesn’t allow tethering — and promises are cheap. I was tethering over a year ago on my G1, and I am tethering whenever I like on my droid (I only use for emergency — I don’t abuse the privilege). I don’t live on “promises”.

It doesn’t have 5MP or a flash, does it?

Open source isn’t “so what” if you have used it. Try getting out of jail and trying it.

Android market has all the apps most people need. iphone has many duplicates, plus your apps cost more. Most Android apps are free. I have only had to pay for say less than 5 apps out of 150 that I wanted.

I noticed you didn’t comment on the user removable battery — what a concept!! Personally, I wouldn’t buy an iphone for that reason alone (along with the crap network it is on)

Let the phone and carrier wars continue!


69 posted on 12/04/2009 6:13:55 PM PST by webschooner
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To: Richard Kimball

Yes, they did, and

1) I bought my droid before the ETF doubled

2) the FCC is now “looking into” their ETF doubling


70 posted on 12/04/2009 6:15:50 PM PST by webschooner
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To: Spktyr

“Every single VZW engineer and suit I’ve talked to. And I’ve talked to a few, being friends with a lot of VZ people here in DFW and being a regular visitor to their national NOC north of the airport.”

Your friends at Verizon are all wrong, or you misunderstood what they were telling you. There is nothing precluding multi-tasking in the CDMA air interface. That’s a hardware issue.

I don’t care what brand of phone anyone uses. That’s up to them.


71 posted on 12/04/2009 6:47:38 PM PST by RFEngineer
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To: RFEngineer

All I know is that *as implemented by Verizon* and per their engineers, they can’t multiplex voice and data. As they’ve told me the only way that VZ can do it is to upgrade most of their system... and since it costs about as much to do that as it does to just give up and move to LTE, well...


72 posted on 12/04/2009 7:00:04 PM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: webschooner
3-4 hrs of batt life on droid — BS! If that were true, everyone would be returning the phone. The review is wrong!

That review specified IF you used applications in MULTITASKING mode, or played music (for some reason the screen stays on???), or used it for constant navigation, then expect only 3-4 hours of battery life... otherwise the talk time is a good 6-7 hours. The iPhone's talk time was about 5+ hours on 3G but 12 hours on the less demanding 2.5G.

Ars Technica is seldom wrong on technical reviews. Other reviews have noted the same concern about battery usage when Multitasking. You don't get something for nothing web.

It doesn’t have 5MP or a flash, does it?

Nope, so far, I haven't needed more than that... but it's low light capabilities are very good. I have a 10MegaPixel camera I keep handy for taking pictures. Does your Droid have a glass lens like the iPhone, or is it plastic like most other cellular phones?

Android market has all the apps most people need. iphone has many duplicates, plus your apps cost more. Most Android apps are free. I have only had to pay for say less than 5 apps out of 150 that I wanted.

Most of the apps I have are also free... and the most I have paid for an app is $2.99 and the rest were 99¢, not exactly going to break the Swordmaker bank.

I noticed you didn’t comment on the user removable battery — what a concept!!

Sorry... missed it. In two years of using my iPhone I have never needed to swap a battery. In fact, in twenty years of using cellular phones, I have NEVER needed to swap a battery. When batteries got too weak to hold charges, it was usually time to get another phone with better capability anyway... so I did. However, my original iPhone, with its original battery from June of 2007, is still going strong being used by one of my daughters, and, near as I can tell, lasting about 80% as long as it did when it was new. two and a half years ago. So why would I worry about a user swappable battery?

I have used the original iPhone to surf the Internet for as much as 8 hours (using EDGE) in one day. The best I have been able to do surfing with 3G is about 5 hours because 3G uses more energy than EDGE... if I anticipate a need for longer, I switch off the 3G and use the 2.5G EDGE.

If I needed more time, there are several solutions, such as the Tekkeon MP1200 MyPower iPhone Battery Sleeve, that adds only about an eighth of an inch of thickness to the iPhone temporarily while you use them and extend the time by several hours, that I could get. But, as I said, I haven't ever felt the need.

That’s the point — I know it is capable, but AT&T doesn’t allow tethering — and promises are cheap. I was tethering over a year ago on my G1, and I am tethering whenever I like on my droid (I only use for emergency — I don’t abuse the privilege). I don’t live on “promises”.

That IS the point... the bandwidth being consumed by iPhone users, some 18 million of them on AT&T, is already adversely impacting the networks capacity to handle data, especially in heavy urban areas, which is really making the AT&T network drop calls even more, just to handle the iPhone's need for data. If a lot of them tether their much more data hungry notebooks to their iPhones, then the network will be far worse off. AT&T was not expecting what the iPhone was capable drawing on its own... in fact, no one was expecting it.

So far, the Droid is selling well—news today puts the number at 700,000 since it was release on October 30th, and I'm very glad for Verizon's users because they need something that is like the iPhone—Verizon's data network has yet to feel the impact of lots of data hungry users impacting their network. Wait until they do. Verizon is not known as a company that gives anything away for free.... nor is AT&T. I suspect they, too, will regret allowing tethering.

73 posted on 12/04/2009 8:03:25 PM PST by Swordmaker (Remember, the proper pronunciation of IE is "AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!)
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To: RFEngineer; Spktyr

My understanding is it’s the current version of CDMA that can’t do it.

Verizon is skipping the next level so to speak to go direct to LTE.

So yes, CDMA actually CAN allow voice and data simultaneously, but only the newer technology.


74 posted on 12/04/2009 8:21:23 PM PST by rwfromkansas ("Carve your name on hearts, not marble." - C.H. Spurgeon)
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To: Swordmaker; webschooner
Having played around with the new Droid at a Verizon store, I have to say that the screen on my 3GS is better than the one on the Droid. The overall GUI is a bit more refined on the 3GS.

Verizon, of course, wound up disabling the multitouch function on the device. That's Verizon for you.

75 posted on 12/05/2009 1:39:42 AM PST by Cyropaedia ("Virtue cannot separate itself from reality without becoming a principal of evil...".)
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To: big'ol_freeper
Either way it’s not good for me. ATT is absolutely no use to me where I spend my time.

The problem is not a technical one but one of User Interface. You (the User Interface) need to spend more time where AT&T has coverage.

:-)

What happen to our Fair Tax?

76 posted on 12/05/2009 8:40:42 AM PST by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all that needs to be done needs to be done by the government)
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To: Swordmaker

Bandwidth exceeded....


77 posted on 12/05/2009 9:16:00 AM PST by TheBattman (They exchanged the truth about God for a lie and worshiped and served the creature...)
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To: Spktyr

“the vast majority of Verizon’s own network engineers refuse to use it and buy iPhones with their own money instead. Interesting, no?”

I don’t think you can make an ATT phone work with Verizon, even if you do buy it with your own money.


78 posted on 12/05/2009 3:18:11 PM PST by dangerdoc
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To: thefactor

Better name recognition.

everyone’s heard of a scud missile. Not everyone has heard of a patriot missile.

RPG
AK47

same deal.

Tell a gun ignorant person something shoots like an AR15 and he won’t know what the * you’re talking about. But tell him it shoots like an AK47 and he will know exactly what that is.


79 posted on 12/05/2009 3:26:03 PM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: Spktyr

Verizon has better coverage than att. even a dumb punk kid knows this.

You seem to be in denial.


80 posted on 12/05/2009 3:30:04 PM PST by mamelukesabre
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