http://www.wral.com/news/local/video/6547820/
Saw this on WRAL website last nite - sign of the apocalypse?
I always knew it was a war of attrition. It’s either us or the deer!
Lends new poignancy to the holiday favorite “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”
Always makes me cry....sniff
Grandma got run over by a reindeer?
Santa should really watch where he’s driving in his dry run for the 24TH!
So that is where the deer are ! I have been pounding the Catskill Mountains in NYS for the past week or so and ain’t seen nuthin’. I was wonderin where they moved to....
Did she happen to notice if they were dragging a sleigh?
See what happens when it’s all about chasing a buck! Those holiday sales are murder I tell ya!
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She’d been drinkin’ too much egg nog.
And we’d begged her not to go.
But she’d forgot her medication,
and she staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas mornin,’
at the scene of the attack.
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin’ Claus marks on her back.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Grandpa.
He’s been takin’ this so well.
See him in there watchin’ football,
drinkin’ beer and playin’ cards with cousin Belle.
It’s not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family dressed in black.
And we just can’t help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(Send them back)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table.
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
that would just have matched the hair in Grandma’s wig.
I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors.
“Better watch out for yourselves.”
They should never give a license,
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
walkin’ home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Sing it Grandpa)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
walkin’ home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Merry Christmas
Give a new meaning to the song “Grandma Got Run Over bt a Reindeer”!
NC ping please?
Is she a grandma? /Dr. Demento
I hope she recovers fully.
That must’ve been one amazing sale she was having at her jewelry store that morning, LOL!
Seriously, prayers up for her recovery.
I was knocked down by a doe when I was in the field one day. It was dusk, she had already settled down, I STEPPED on her, and she sent me flying...in full field gear! I weighed a TON, plus I had the radio pack on me too, so I was like a turtle on my back.
A fellow soldier pulled me back up, LOL! Man, we couldn’t stop laughing!
Small business owner? Obama will do anything to get rid of us.