Posted on 12/01/2009 1:08:26 PM PST by pissant
Tiger Woods was braced for new trouble tonight amid reports that at least two women are set to go public with claims that they had affairs with the world’s highest-earning sportsman.
RadarOnline.com a celebrity news website, reported that several women had come forward claiming to have had sex with the billion-dollar golfer, including one who purports to have “explosive” answerphone recordings.
Jaimee Grubbs, 24, a Las Vegas cocktail waitress, tells this week’s edition of Us Weekly magazine that she had a 31-month affair with Woods, starting in April 2007, and that she has more than 300 text messages — some of them described as “racy” — to prove it.
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Let’s see - I think the rule is,
when you’re in the top .1% of wealth in the world,
and you’re married to a Swedish supermodel,
“keep it home”.
Seems like common sense.
If you are a billionaire, the regular rules don’t apply. Why shouldn’t a wealthy (and handsome)man get as much as he can? It’s hard to find a way to spend all your dollars before you die.
Where did all the “Leave Tiger Alone” and “My baby did nothing wrong” Fan boys go?
>> Let’s see - I think the rule is...
That’s good advice. But “Little Tiger”’s head comprises a relatively larger pleasure lobe and a much, much tinier rule processing engine.
Mrs Woods was more baby sitter than super model.
Although an extremely h o t baby sitter.
The Woods Principle... If you have money and fame, keep your zipper up. So there’s an inverse relationship between money (M) and sexual indiscretions (Z).
M/Z=1 As long as they’re in balance, it’s OK. If less than 1, you’re in trouble.
Stay away from the 19th Hole Lady Lounge Lizards. They are trouble with a capital T e e ..
LOL and the Divorce attorneys are lining up also.
She’s still young and will be a single almost billionaire. Not bad.
I wanna be the first to say I wanna be the love child in all of this...$$$$$.
Kinda like his wife. LOL
Jamie Grubbs = Not Guilty!
She needs to work on those split ends.
“Jaimee Grubbs, 24, a Las Vegas cocktail waitress, tells this week’s edition of Us Weekly magazine that she had a 31-month affair with Woods...”
SHOULD READ:
Jaimee Grubbs, 24, a Las Vegas cocktail waitress AND SEMEN DEPOSITORY, tell this week’s edition of US Weekly magazine that she had a 31-month affair with Woods...”
Reminds me of the line about Anna Nicole Smith. She gave him the best year of her life.
Anna Nicole Smith “ I married him because I loved him “ .. her marriage to Howard Marshall.
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